tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56071567196633559092024-03-13T22:26:51.957-07:00Trying To Watch The 100 Worst Movies As Voted By Members Of IMDB.So You Don't Have To... or maybe you want to? I don't even know why I'm doing this really..Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-19634448893212481192010-04-14T17:22:00.000-07:002010-04-14T17:25:42.742-07:00Distracted Blog Post : "I Am Love" Review.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTj9fazZFGLfd113pwJsCWieY6SJ2WLBT7T7csyt1i2Q_T4CRIZ87qkVvlNSgFZDhMlf12r9x1g66GUUFFX6X7Zzz6L6X7Ta4sOUx8Gy6Be7ZIV_r5Df_R3wRxwwvy7otPM6SbaP2gPt4/s1600/31directors_CA1-articleLarge.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 168px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTj9fazZFGLfd113pwJsCWieY6SJ2WLBT7T7csyt1i2Q_T4CRIZ87qkVvlNSgFZDhMlf12r9x1g66GUUFFX6X7Zzz6L6X7Ta4sOUx8Gy6Be7ZIV_r5Df_R3wRxwwvy7otPM6SbaP2gPt4/s320/31directors_CA1-articleLarge.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460153311432076466" /></a><br />Wait... subtitles?Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-41193679701286984762010-04-13T18:27:00.000-07:002010-04-13T18:28:13.982-07:00Distracted Blog Post : "We've Got Company.."<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xMANB6YnshU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xMANB6YnshU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-67728362788197709412010-04-04T12:56:00.001-07:002010-04-04T12:58:54.279-07:00Distracted Blog Post : "WTF!?!?"Erm.. will probably be my favourite movie ever.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jiLMePwAxxs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jiLMePwAxxs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-27157078264033335442010-02-20T07:56:00.000-08:002010-02-20T08:08:35.231-08:00Distracted Blog Post : "Shutter Island" Review.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnK3YIGKji-2bzKixcJKF9K6ovEOqz1KM6Z82M9zAVh6P6P3ryXfNgid5PUSSLWMd1IxDHSkSEOxNeM7LXb5xru3gaFysGsDLdmgYHFlzAYsoKWl0g0p_jSh834qloHNLgYYdgafWf9rU/s1600-h/Picture+60.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnK3YIGKji-2bzKixcJKF9K6ovEOqz1KM6Z82M9zAVh6P6P3ryXfNgid5PUSSLWMd1IxDHSkSEOxNeM7LXb5xru3gaFysGsDLdmgYHFlzAYsoKWl0g0p_jSh834qloHNLgYYdgafWf9rU/s320/Picture+60.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440357881512974130" /></a><br />I guess it was, okay?Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-60527443598103955732010-02-03T22:02:00.000-08:002010-02-03T22:08:44.613-08:00Distracted Blog Post : Electric Sheep MagazineCheck out this article with the awesome cinema website and magazine <a href="http://www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk">Electric Sheep Magazine </a>. Wherein I discuss ten of my favorite movies. <div></br><br /><p>Note : That this is not my ten favourite movies, just ten swirling around my head at the time!<div><br /></div><div>Enjoy!</div></div></BR><a href="http://www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk/features/2010/02/01/film-jukebox-lightspeed-champion/">Click Here To Read Article.</a>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-17376050712633359142010-01-19T22:09:00.000-08:002010-01-19T22:19:43.213-08:00Distracted Blog Post : Everything Is Hilarious<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7qgR2o4liKI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7qgR2o4liKI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4a0AaQF15rc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4a0AaQF15rc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a7-DFfrLwLs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a7-DFfrLwLs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W--zY5ZzJCA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W--zY5ZzJCA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_mmRCf_xo0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_mmRCf_xo0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6p1kjOU1O_g&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6p1kjOU1O_g&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/92TOeY7J_kQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/92TOeY7J_kQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-20047180409781812322009-12-29T10:41:00.001-08:002009-12-29T14:11:12.257-08:00Distracted Blog Post : "It's Just Blue Fish People!"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguI3nKSRnJ-vpPm8KVxqZejkHnrL2pnFXqVYclNxnKczjK4DV73PzbbWd3ez-YDy_8_QRlrX4gZFebcviawt5kYokKlhap6N0P8mtOlL6iO5rogkHLYEU4mDbjxv6blu1Outv9S0ZiT1k/s1600-h/72894-9839.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguI3nKSRnJ-vpPm8KVxqZejkHnrL2pnFXqVYclNxnKczjK4DV73PzbbWd3ez-YDy_8_QRlrX4gZFebcviawt5kYokKlhap6N0P8mtOlL6iO5rogkHLYEU4mDbjxv6blu1Outv9S0ZiT1k/s320/72894-9839.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420734689375886834" border="0" /></a><br />Guys, i've been a failure. I actually worked up around three more full reviews, which I need to post. But got totally sidetracked. If i'm honest I just think it was the delayed shock of watching <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Chairman Of The Board"</span> the Carrot Top movie as the first of this blog...<br />From now on though, i'm going to do non "worst movie" blog posts titled "Distracted Blog Post" where i'll just talk aimlessly about movies.<br /><br />Did you see AVATAR?<br />I should have done a review of that movie using my iphone for (illegal) "screengrabs". I think if i did that it'd be the equivalent and more than make up for the entire top 100!??!<br /><br />Having said that... you can't beat classic bits of dialogue such as :<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Pandora will shit you out dead with zero warning!"</span><br />and<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"You're stupid, ignorant as a child"</span><br /><br />..and watching Uhura from Star Trek hiss like a cat is always pretty enjoyable, all this amongst some mutli-million dollar racist blue porn... actually, maybe it is a good movie! But Cameron will NEVER top "Piranha 2"<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNZV9z_LhyE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNZV9z_LhyE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I'm currently watching <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jaws 2</span> on t.v right now.<br />I think i'm going to download it and re-edit the whole thing, this shit. is. insane. When was the last time you saw that anamatronic shark rip through larynx challenged 70's teens whilst Roy Scheider furrows his brow...<br />Anyhow, aside from that business it's actually quite a boring film, until the last half hour of what I like to call "the best fake cry-scream acting of the 70's." I won't go on about the ending, we all know it's completely glorious and most likely upsetting for the $30,000,000 dollar team that had to spend every day of their working lives constructing this mechanic shark for the movie, missing their kids recitals most likely, developing poor food habits, wife leaving them for being too involved with their work.. it saddens me that Jeannot Szwarz's vision all along was to just destroy it. Actually, it makes me happy.. that and the fact that he then directed "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Supergirl</span>" and several episodes of "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Smallville</span>"...<br /><br />Anyway.<br />My favourite moment in this movie involves the guy at the top of this post, yelling out "It's Just Bluefish!!!!!!!" whilst Roy Scheider loses his shit in Martha's Vineyard. I loved it soo much, I thought i'd look on google to see if anyone else thought this moment was completely awesome...<br />I was about ready to make a youtube clip when turns out, someone did a year ago! It only has 83 views, and it seems to be the online thing on the internet referencing this great moment in cinema.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-YW41RWxr8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-YW41RWxr8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Man, i think i'll do a new edit of that at some point...<br /><br />Have you ever seen the bollywood "Jaws"?<br />Well, here's the ending...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/egUIw5PP_f8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/egUIw5PP_f8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Luckily for everyone (me) "The Making Of Avatar" is on now t.v right now straight after "Jaws 2".<br />Surprisingly, they cut this scene from the movie final edit of the movie... i guess they ran out of money..<br /><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X0UJaprpxrk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X0UJaprpxrk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-20686697003886185412009-09-22T16:37:00.000-07:002009-09-22T18:50:32.987-07:0096. Leonard Part 6 (Part One).(<span style="font-style: italic;">The irony of the last sentence of this review is still ringing in my ears. My temporal poverty has now reached the (web) link in the chain known as my NETFLIX account. Shit.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">I basically just received an email stating that there was something wrong with my recent payment.. maybe the fact that there wasn't one!?</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Damn. I had half an hour to go also! I will continue this review at some point. Luckily, I had already ordered and received the next movie in the list, and have it on my desk right in front of me. So maybe I will move onto that then hopefully one day I can finally finish Leonard Part 6 (Part Two). It's almost worth it for the chance to write that name alone!</span>)<br /><br /><br />I won't lie.<br />Its been a tough week, literally zero cents to my name, and my toilet overflowing at least 4 times. But you know, I'm an independent man, and I need to step up to my responsibilities. Mainly, what I mean by this obviously. Is that I need to go to NETFLIX streaming and watch number 96 on this list. Which is..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnkeSRwK5douDZg2lYZxOLC9LzMc_BXMH9JFc4wI0HTPlz0TDJ5f9mNRZ6fGDzb6VbcaLdE5NBCrHfd-cywooBvBN5OF6BELPp507LEfV4fCaRnShdZvwGG5l5EQKHgDLfn06FAgh0eYc/s1600-h/leonard-part-6-movie-poster2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnkeSRwK5douDZg2lYZxOLC9LzMc_BXMH9JFc4wI0HTPlz0TDJ5f9mNRZ6fGDzb6VbcaLdE5NBCrHfd-cywooBvBN5OF6BELPp507LEfV4fCaRnShdZvwGG5l5EQKHgDLfn06FAgh0eYc/s320/leonard-part-6-movie-poster2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384441107519426962" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Leonard Part 6" 1987 U.S.A</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tagline</span> : "<span style="font-style: italic;">America's Best Dressed Superspy</span>!"<br /><br />Leonard Part 6. A movie that before it's release Bill Cosby publicly disowned and advised people not to go and see whilst appearing on several talk shows. Stating that he was only finishing the movie because he was contractually obliged.. Despite him having written and produced it. He subsequently then bought the television rights, just so he could know for sure that it would never be shown on T.V.<br />Apparently also several arguments were had on set and after filming between Cosby (who at the time was at the top of his comedic game) and the then new kid Director Paul Weiland.<br />Weiland would later go on to become a leading Director in the 'Mr Bean' television series.<br /><br />Obviously, the movie has become infamous as being one of the worst of all time. Winning 3 "razzies" upon release which Cosby actually accepted in person! What a guy!<br /><br />Some popular culture quips via. Wikipedia.<br /><br />* The Roots wrote a song entitled "Leonard I-V", the eighth track on their debut album, entitled Organix. The lyrics of the chorus include a repetition of the phrase "Where did Leonard Parts One to Five go?"<br /><br />* The movie was mentioned in an episode of Family Guy. When an "animated" Cosby hypnotizes Stewie, Stewie responds "And I like pudding. And Ghost Dad was the best movie I've seen since Leonard Part 6."<br /><br />* In an episode of Animaniacs, Leonard Part 6 is one of a few movies which (in VHS video format) are dropped as exploding "bombs".<br /><br />Obviously anything 'Animaniacs' choose to reference is completely fine with me!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plot</span> : First of all, that title (which I think is pretty funny actually) is based on the idea that Leonard Parker (played by Bill Cosby) is a former CIA agent, who has already had five films based on his adventures and.. well. Actually. I think that's it. Trailer!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Trailer :<br /><br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-cKPajCEw8&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-cKPajCEw8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br /></span><br />Analysis : For the record. I'm currently listening to 'The White Album', newly released and remastered in Mono on speaker stereos pretty loud, it's also a lovely sunny day outside in Brooklyn. Just setting the scene.. for where my life is..and what for some reason I would rather do to myself.. which is start watching this movie. I do love Bill Cosby though, how bad could this be?<br /><br />My phone has been disconnected. Due to money issues, so the only way I can get in touch with people, and vice versa. Is through email.. as long as I'm at home, and see I have an email.. what i'm getting at is.. we'll see how far I get..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaknEOr7WHqqkNgD6MQUsveOxhkPktSRQyzH6dIFVtT97Zqh28oA2fqzPoCqixDPW0qrTxgMcWKzkWMs2c-xvkZdrBsgxeZfasup3m6lN_6ACqmP4GBwUseGMn6p5HKJssNclWydgdLWo/s1600-h/Picture+6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaknEOr7WHqqkNgD6MQUsveOxhkPktSRQyzH6dIFVtT97Zqh28oA2fqzPoCqixDPW0qrTxgMcWKzkWMs2c-xvkZdrBsgxeZfasup3m6lN_6ACqmP4GBwUseGMn6p5HKJssNclWydgdLWo/s320/Picture+6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384441722952635810" border="0" /></a><br />Wow, really not what I was expecting from the title sequence. The frog/toad ate the '6' by the way.<br /><br />So this is the opening shot.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwrlRRG1jR5xzf_Ykjgx1PUkUmIVIwdmh4GSkuNK_TAyrnH1raJ1aU4foyXY61Gs68R00aBv0W7OBYIvRPEPTc1xrDwrNNHbuSKm0id-8CbnQpXNNAfhIcssVkf87UGrESYubwkam0yMQ/s1600-h/Picture+7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwrlRRG1jR5xzf_Ykjgx1PUkUmIVIwdmh4GSkuNK_TAyrnH1raJ1aU4foyXY61Gs68R00aBv0W7OBYIvRPEPTc1xrDwrNNHbuSKm0id-8CbnQpXNNAfhIcssVkf87UGrESYubwkam0yMQ/s320/Picture+7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384441969394587442" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It then shows that in the car is in fact, Bill Cosby..then suddenly it cuts to this.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEoOOGMsY_NGo3yhU13vjyCLGL-rnpEbtgb35LNoyYygow9kHGU7XgOEpSBrPwLY9gqbdMipqeVpVEzVeDtve6gU6RBo0kDLUABpiTcwU8a7Ze4vzxsDfpSP3luBF3eoCHtsG8CY9qvic/s1600-h/Picture+8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEoOOGMsY_NGo3yhU13vjyCLGL-rnpEbtgb35LNoyYygow9kHGU7XgOEpSBrPwLY9gqbdMipqeVpVEzVeDtve6gU6RBo0kDLUABpiTcwU8a7Ze4vzxsDfpSP3luBF3eoCHtsG8CY9qvic/s320/Picture+8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384442354761912594" border="0" /></a><br />Bill Cosby doing Ballet.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfE52IdeGhI7AyO5MONKFB_2Z6XcfjSlKl8HmUaW5iV1ggGMw8XMHN7xByPWC75cEWWWhVnEdySKgh4M2rHgq1MDW62NxLjjF_vJ5XA8F8jpELKhGQiti6UFhyphenhyphenXn6LqrTfh2aHC9cKmOo/s1600-h/Picture+10.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfE52IdeGhI7AyO5MONKFB_2Z6XcfjSlKl8HmUaW5iV1ggGMw8XMHN7xByPWC75cEWWWhVnEdySKgh4M2rHgq1MDW62NxLjjF_vJ5XA8F8jpELKhGQiti6UFhyphenhyphenXn6LqrTfh2aHC9cKmOo/s320/Picture+10.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384442837513152386" border="0" /></a><br />Then this.. Bill Cosby riding an ostrich. Only 2 minutes and 50 seconds into this film, and I kind of like it!!<br />Ooh nice, Now, a snooty english man cleaning wine glasses has informed us (the viewers) that there's a valid reason as to why all these things happened, in the space of a week. We will now see why...<br /><br />A piraña was just let loose in this high end couple's pool.. although, to be fair, the fish did stop at one point to look at a playboy (seriously).. anyway.. let's all vote as to where this fish might 'bite' this guy?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibijpbp0AA7yAb7dE0hHxYPNAe-VxQtSaNkOwVilcXWG5MTZxYm4aIUdk-AbmhQubER9IygDH6ORrjOX5W-MJcvknFniXL02ZupLPouXWFWNki0AfxAffAaXpsO-OIN2VUOfLYr-zGErU/s1600-h/Picture+9.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibijpbp0AA7yAb7dE0hHxYPNAe-VxQtSaNkOwVilcXWG5MTZxYm4aIUdk-AbmhQubER9IygDH6ORrjOX5W-MJcvknFniXL02ZupLPouXWFWNki0AfxAffAaXpsO-OIN2VUOfLYr-zGErU/s320/Picture+9.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384443101354122674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Well, you're correct, It also ate him.<br />Turns out he was a CIA agent, and a lot of them are being eaten. What man could possibly come back to the force, and withstand and put an end to such evil.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguV5f1n_IgdSAQL-fi7Szga757pXBIMMgDSgPZSaSBC3lvZP2A5eFWhDjOuuRXZ7p5bsDJPX0uaaK23wqlVv3pJGJnYn1JZ1U0VIJYsBocQxlyX9vbC8ZSu1T4ZGup_zm1aReFuDe8cRg/s1600-h/Picture+11.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguV5f1n_IgdSAQL-fi7Szga757pXBIMMgDSgPZSaSBC3lvZP2A5eFWhDjOuuRXZ7p5bsDJPX0uaaK23wqlVv3pJGJnYn1JZ1U0VIJYsBocQxlyX9vbC8ZSu1T4ZGup_zm1aReFuDe8cRg/s320/Picture+11.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384443383559143138" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Man, this movie's pretty good!<br />I mean a gun fight in a restaurant kitchen where every thing they hit conveniently leads towards aiding whichever chef is nearby is pretty genius. Maybe I need to wait a little longer before the true awfulness of the movie rings out. I mean, it was written by Cosby so can't be all bad. I think the arguments were that it got edited and cut practically to pieces. leaving it's running time to around 80 minutes!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5AnKAVQY2t0Seo2V-9EJ1lBM3_RZZfz8uod4TIG2pWT6oVtoQi5cWehjyPxIdkmWT65JWkZIbiSUBiGN2YunoNADV3jpa8rqr4Z0s58HfpxOX2D-FKUyhA-5vp0hhMVDsAYVYVvqvWPo/s1600-h/Picture+12.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5AnKAVQY2t0Seo2V-9EJ1lBM3_RZZfz8uod4TIG2pWT6oVtoQi5cWehjyPxIdkmWT65JWkZIbiSUBiGN2YunoNADV3jpa8rqr4Z0s58HfpxOX2D-FKUyhA-5vp0hhMVDsAYVYVvqvWPo/s320/Picture+12.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384443629086577154" border="0" /></a><br />This scene is genius!! I'm going to look for it on youtube,<br />Although one thing i've noticed.. there's a lot of 'Coca Cola' endorsement throughout this whole movie.<br />Ok found the scene.<br /><br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AD4bk776a-0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AD4bk776a-0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br /><br />Yes? no? whatever... I liked it!<br /><br />I'm awful at this..<br />We are now 24 hours since I last sat down to watch this movie, I got sidetracked, my sister lent me some pocket money, which i then insisted on spending on pita bread, chorizo and sangria?<br />I planned on finishing this when I got home. But alas, it didn't work.. i was not feeling great.<br />I'm back now though.. anyway.<br /><br />I feel like this might be another one of those situations. Like how when I watched Troll 2 I really didn't feel it was that bad. You know, it's obviously awful. But I was entertained at least. I wonder, if Bill Cosby hadn't publicly shown his disdain for this movie upon release. Would people really have found the idea of cats attacking a couple and covering them in furballs and stealing their CIA files along with a separate attack involving squirrels made by a medusa like vegan woman of whom can control the minds of all animals? Then Cosby retorting that 'You don't need me, you need the RSPCA... why don't you just blow her up?"<br /><br />Am I the only person that thinks this is good? Maybe.<br /><br />Man, i'm even kind of digging the English narrator.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYravoXbJGdfHGhWitz47_20l1cTd3RNJiT60DRyME0EhGhHvzKIdSy9gMphVypl5G2dRQomw35qd1OrCJ0cLJbSDX8D5cKoCDpEHSwj9TOJdPT6MM2m7TICtXbc2KJyUue7AgfUWYyGE/s1600-h/Picture+14.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYravoXbJGdfHGhWitz47_20l1cTd3RNJiT60DRyME0EhGhHvzKIdSy9gMphVypl5G2dRQomw35qd1OrCJ0cLJbSDX8D5cKoCDpEHSwj9TOJdPT6MM2m7TICtXbc2KJyUue7AgfUWYyGE/s320/Picture+14.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384444198710500802" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">'Daddy... meet my new boyfriend!'</span><br /><br />That's a great gag. No? Hmm.<br /><br />I've run out of granola. Which I'm now thinking was the wrong choice of food, in regards to my still blocked toilet. Which i've been talking about for the last few movies.<br />Urgh.<br /><br />Weirdly now, this movie has turned into as episode of the Cosby show for 10 minutes. Complete with yet more Coke endorsements.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOn_mK3UvZ05AmiQuQg20o4qnXg_zoeCQ8V7rBzKDc78hQPZA3YMxkiYVvzKBz3fADX650-BzKbETDm6g1SYjAygz10vpWZN5U2f6e0eTb-9kVgOFxiJLodo9DXD5Kr4Y5XdPF5GWsA5o/s1600-h/Picture+15.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOn_mK3UvZ05AmiQuQg20o4qnXg_zoeCQ8V7rBzKDc78hQPZA3YMxkiYVvzKBz3fADX650-BzKbETDm6g1SYjAygz10vpWZN5U2f6e0eTb-9kVgOFxiJLodo9DXD5Kr4Y5XdPF5GWsA5o/s320/Picture+15.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384444560256969314" border="0" /></a><br />Medusa is truly keeping it real in this outfit, and her henchmen are actually 'hench'. I don't think this is a gag, merely an observation I've just made.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi93a54GqU7rGqL78_j1vE53E4o6hiefP1MBvJjCkealJKhhdl8SlEmqXxvc-0oj0TotbGH0_p31z3_zc0noOObhVma9Dwup5UyDX39UwwUjOWhx5zsuqwlkfQuboysfGgONmXwGz-tgZU/s1600-h/Picture+16.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi93a54GqU7rGqL78_j1vE53E4o6hiefP1MBvJjCkealJKhhdl8SlEmqXxvc-0oj0TotbGH0_p31z3_zc0noOObhVma9Dwup5UyDX39UwwUjOWhx5zsuqwlkfQuboysfGgONmXwGz-tgZU/s320/Picture+16.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384444808971127266" border="0" /></a><br />Uhoh, killer toads!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs3dMMz-bep50DtWlRtSIJPjZqSNLNPIkI4GvPzXh-guclWljDC1Q36MTDMlU3dIhRzAWewTAhbpZtTgMPjWBKvBzvGVg3WWKSkNmHsgEM7ionsEp8POS3tCHFblsA1UyHGZUwm32EMa4/s1600-h/Picture+17.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs3dMMz-bep50DtWlRtSIJPjZqSNLNPIkI4GvPzXh-guclWljDC1Q36MTDMlU3dIhRzAWewTAhbpZtTgMPjWBKvBzvGVg3WWKSkNmHsgEM7ionsEp8POS3tCHFblsA1UyHGZUwm32EMa4/s320/Picture+17.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384445017915229042" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK63jhVunu-rqSfGj0KBRi9ML4f5kV6XcetoHmKplNrvCHSlPUDNCr8PkY_QSY6mjWnJ8kimvMQbajk_xgSIuIYlW3jWhFM5SyzQ27BYhc2d_fn7nshHGw1eiWCU2AXEeZUZnyyWyO1W0/s1600-h/Picture+18.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK63jhVunu-rqSfGj0KBRi9ML4f5kV6XcetoHmKplNrvCHSlPUDNCr8PkY_QSY6mjWnJ8kimvMQbajk_xgSIuIYlW3jWhFM5SyzQ27BYhc2d_fn7nshHGw1eiWCU2AXEeZUZnyyWyO1W0/s320/Picture+18.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384445170127064098" border="0" /></a><br />Toads, truly give me the creeps. Every time I walk through Chinatown and see them in a bucket with people grabbing them with their hands (with their hands) I feel like dying.<br />That said. This is one of the most artfully crafted scenes involving killer toads i've most likely ever (will) seen (see).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUJfhgDVTFh_g4Z-xsIEL9pwk5-HGhYzOr4P3hJ3hHaytIpDP_VKnkYGGXne2RfNbN2Z-MrQBPh13XfotDy2OE7-30bPxk4x1s_8-2ETPHhUuVL5scdk0mkRbNHQB2tYlTpKSMYBR42IQ/s1600-h/Picture+20.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 252px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUJfhgDVTFh_g4Z-xsIEL9pwk5-HGhYzOr4P3hJ3hHaytIpDP_VKnkYGGXne2RfNbN2Z-MrQBPh13XfotDy2OE7-30bPxk4x1s_8-2ETPHhUuVL5scdk0mkRbNHQB2tYlTpKSMYBR42IQ/s320/Picture+20.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384445486854445458" border="0" /></a><br />HOLY CRAP.<br />That was not where I saw this going!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsMnUjkBe4pGuWUaMkadK7ahxbnhl4QVZDsGpQ_d_gRahnH7y08WAYJEFpRtdcx-NQMhffO5F-srrroLB7NqQf6025ZU5cEpNUoDR9Ans6rAICiN3lKtH0OTxEMpIgWAqCpDy6E0bp1JA/s1600-h/Picture+21.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsMnUjkBe4pGuWUaMkadK7ahxbnhl4QVZDsGpQ_d_gRahnH7y08WAYJEFpRtdcx-NQMhffO5F-srrroLB7NqQf6025ZU5cEpNUoDR9Ans6rAICiN3lKtH0OTxEMpIgWAqCpDy6E0bp1JA/s320/Picture+21.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384445714402684386" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEWXHhzVh3d8CnAcitNkB0d6ZT5h_v4ZFPH8lnDOupM5u2-W5hHL5bN85NeDPnu9jvaNACdXNyC3ROW7pTAYxJH5kTY8OD6vLuidLiUvZUsJJUX2Kr2SDE69fCDHn6ixCR1uxBneHfxv0/s1600-h/Picture+22.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEWXHhzVh3d8CnAcitNkB0d6ZT5h_v4ZFPH8lnDOupM5u2-W5hHL5bN85NeDPnu9jvaNACdXNyC3ROW7pTAYxJH5kTY8OD6vLuidLiUvZUsJJUX2Kr2SDE69fCDHn6ixCR1uxBneHfxv0/s320/Picture+22.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384445886842006866" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitz4K00dACND2TthGlBXOfsIfmPVkqPANsFXsYw_hLw6xrf0kStEd-1pucFB6XeVcwoJBtgeuXpHayZp0Kdnugq9QMGgoGrJuAhqzeEZnYFzQ1LxHewhPDfaa_LtxydQKJhJLZ6XvLdc8/s1600-h/Picture+23.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitz4K00dACND2TthGlBXOfsIfmPVkqPANsFXsYw_hLw6xrf0kStEd-1pucFB6XeVcwoJBtgeuXpHayZp0Kdnugq9QMGgoGrJuAhqzeEZnYFzQ1LxHewhPDfaa_LtxydQKJhJLZ6XvLdc8/s320/Picture+23.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384446044667092498" border="0" /></a><br />Wow. Suddenly the title sequence actually makes sense.<br />This movie is amazing!<br />Full of great ideas. I wonder what the originally intended cut would have been like that.<br /><br />Maybe it's a good thing it was cut short.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCrGhEJDJ-WKa_1e-VQ6Ax9XBTjuD-p06ASXozBa9DonSZcOFd1sbbkv9xmE74fvyi6laMP46AKRI3WwVJisenxh-_idnlZpdNgjFjTlE3RQIidx3I6gxXo4U55GNEHU2XL_oz1HqjptA/s1600-h/Picture+24.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCrGhEJDJ-WKa_1e-VQ6Ax9XBTjuD-p06ASXozBa9DonSZcOFd1sbbkv9xmE74fvyi6laMP46AKRI3WwVJisenxh-_idnlZpdNgjFjTlE3RQIidx3I6gxXo4U55GNEHU2XL_oz1HqjptA/s320/Picture+24.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384446397526444482" border="0" /></a><br />(To Be Continued When I Can Afford It....)Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-2239521458993166382009-09-11T03:00:00.000-07:002009-09-11T04:12:35.288-07:0097. Seven Mummies - Treasure Of The Seven Mummies.I'm so god damn excited.<br />This next movie, also available on NETFLIX streaming, seems like it's going to be one hell of an 87 minute journey.<br />Remember when I mentioned that it says a lot about a movie when the plot isn't even mentioned in it's wikipedia page? Well, how about a movie that just doesn't have one altogether, at all!<br />Yes my friends.. get ready, for..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy8ILxbBZw8cBHX5ZKD38iWGhHb-9DMBvxDpo8hDEiR-52dq9lCpmE1wVpgvazvbquTjatT8R8cuEojdhr6XLI9qlUTK1O7XPhLq5w1gLwgpzZM9ttc1Oe-WhY8b-agudetudvRcebvmM/s1600-h/7MummiesBox.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy8ILxbBZw8cBHX5ZKD38iWGhHb-9DMBvxDpo8hDEiR-52dq9lCpmE1wVpgvazvbquTjatT8R8cuEojdhr6XLI9qlUTK1O7XPhLq5w1gLwgpzZM9ttc1Oe-WhY8b-agudetudvRcebvmM/s320/7MummiesBox.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380147978265483282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Seven Mummies - Treasure Of The Seven Mummies" 2006 U.S.A</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tagline</span> : <span style="font-style: italic;">"Greed Never Dies."</span><br /><br />This shit is going to be so fucking good. It's currently 2:00am on a Monday morning, earlier today I watched the sickeningly boring "Astro Zombies" and felt like ripping out my eyes due to utter mundane boredom.<br />But alas, I know 'Seven Mummies' will NOT let me down.<br />This is how I know how.<br /><br />Directed by Nick Quested, 'Seven.." Oh, sorry.. you don't know who Nick Quested is?<br />Let me try and refresh your minds.<br />"Nas : Videology Vol.1" segment titled 'Nas Is Like'... no? didn't see it?<br />How about the "Three Six Mafia" movie from 2001? Well, Nick Quested was Executive Producer!! Come on!<br />Ok, Im sure this one will help.. a "special thanks" in the credits of 2005 indie flick "The Squid and The Whale"?<br /><br />Ok, well.. the main woman (star? maybe?) in this movie is Cerina Vincent. Who once played the first non-asian yellow ranger in Power Rangers and the "sexy" foreign exchange student in "Not Another Teen Movie".<br />Honorable mention - She died horrifically in "Cabin Fever" and starred in the grammatically incorrect straight to DVD release of "Return To House On Haunted A Hill".<br /><br />Again. I think this movie is going to be great.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plot</span> : "Six escaped convicts and their female hostage make a desperate run for the Mexican border, where they stumble across a lost treasure of untold wealth, and find certain death instead on the Arizona desert."<br /><br />Rumour has it, this movie has an unbelievable ending.<br />I'm starting this shit right now.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Trailer</span> :<br /><br />(<span style="font-weight: bold;">NOTE</span> :<span style="font-style: italic;"> I saw this trailer after i'd seen the movie.. please keep that in mind, please please please keep that in mind</span>.)<br /><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZFq3sco41Nc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZFq3sco41Nc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Analysis</span> : You know what, I think i'll let the screengrabs do the talking for the start of this movie.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOJxUHXGev3xxwdYYwBY6_yyd0poo8lOyPGrDzl1jZEx20j1rMCwXsy_VqlOifZSZzTHgKkmVxvPPdeLrUOYWAU-JNdIJVzSEZVBq7SYe6HkJ_4gfTT7HcZgrMZFn_yRgKCdqQBLqdvxc/s1600-h/Picture+223.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQd0I5ybsg5RgVs1Z942ezRIbtuP6TZNcJdv71n3yVsHoI8YYFDo6IQQPE70gqoOncYZjhW_4xiV7kOF80GcIMurnMoLfnIjqvDJdCJipoRf2MG2_30KY2XwXwUHPj68q5HJRjq048owo/s320/Picture+234.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380149805775985074" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMc3SNkYe16tbpo0gI3YwiPHlMWVhcsK0zNURPEXmIlhWv2iN2vp2F0oZad-1FjTE_yIQJacl2lNLUtACuYxoX9M-wYaZ3PFexpHkQFmnuDwFN1SzUEHBOiyjJEePSE1RqQDmf8S5LDjg/s1600-h/Picture+233.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMc3SNkYe16tbpo0gI3YwiPHlMWVhcsK0zNURPEXmIlhWv2iN2vp2F0oZad-1FjTE_yIQJacl2lNLUtACuYxoX9M-wYaZ3PFexpHkQFmnuDwFN1SzUEHBOiyjJEePSE1RqQDmf8S5LDjg/s320/Picture+233.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380149803436135602" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjm6qllobbU8KHzBAEEeTRKJrnJFEWpkqqyIWbrtASmiQIiB9FxsLdnHSiFB-L49S-L9LnASHEs2LP7vhf0j4Uadey6blt63FAM6WlewMggr7-EnWZNqeuNSye-JDpN5NzWcA811YV5yI/s1600-h/Picture+231.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjm6qllobbU8KHzBAEEeTRKJrnJFEWpkqqyIWbrtASmiQIiB9FxsLdnHSiFB-L49S-L9LnASHEs2LP7vhf0j4Uadey6blt63FAM6WlewMggr7-EnWZNqeuNSye-JDpN5NzWcA811YV5yI/s320/Picture+231.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380149793114314930" border="0" /></a><br />Oh my god.<br />The title sequence has just begun and i swear it was done on Imovie, trust me, I've used a few of these myself!<br />You'll be pleased to know that the music is a mix of typical western desert dirge rock backed by simplistic electronic indian tablas for atmosphere.<br />Long title sequence, especially considering this movie's an hour and 19 minutes long.<br /><br />Some serious 'made for tv' vibes are washing upon me.<br /><br />PRISON BREAK!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgke2MqVSIjzdDvuVW4vRyIjHeTHX6M1fjxMqSYRyiA9ev43CyVo4RLT_S52VCNzlp39I3PtOoKAwc5tgHPZKWRe3tNL73alApnq9k5YnPRSC7OeVw7yRQ0DlIzWs6C4FFMPNUNU8Q_inU/s1600-h/Picture+237.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgke2MqVSIjzdDvuVW4vRyIjHeTHX6M1fjxMqSYRyiA9ev43CyVo4RLT_S52VCNzlp39I3PtOoKAwc5tgHPZKWRe3tNL73alApnq9k5YnPRSC7OeVw7yRQ0DlIzWs6C4FFMPNUNU8Q_inU/s320/Picture+237.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380150787552027298" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLrzYxLOKDXDsMI4uUXEps8YNWHRYA-QlT5TaWXQDnmy0TO8_G6FpTcSRZzcaQw9CWJcTuS657fKjvZBB2NrUw29E05nYB5m4FrdjCrPxnowV2wtAuHpASszAuGXuO0u5oe667z1UF_yw/s1600-h/Picture+238.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLrzYxLOKDXDsMI4uUXEps8YNWHRYA-QlT5TaWXQDnmy0TO8_G6FpTcSRZzcaQw9CWJcTuS657fKjvZBB2NrUw29E05nYB5m4FrdjCrPxnowV2wtAuHpASszAuGXuO0u5oe667z1UF_yw/s320/Picture+238.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380150778372256210" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN7RuuyvtzdwH9lBljzfkNhMcW-Vt510tOamD5Hmoa8LUZBqYj9HUwmHFYlS0D4BbZ22x8h5pVnFIsy1Q1Ht-pRz0UBXcSG1Nl88qTMGxlLNqMnbpeeAj_S6ZEMQSa-EhZNAVR3LS6tPc/s1600-h/Picture+236.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN7RuuyvtzdwH9lBljzfkNhMcW-Vt510tOamD5Hmoa8LUZBqYj9HUwmHFYlS0D4BbZ22x8h5pVnFIsy1Q1Ht-pRz0UBXcSG1Nl88qTMGxlLNqMnbpeeAj_S6ZEMQSa-EhZNAVR3LS6tPc/s320/Picture+236.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380150773939919890" border="0" /></a><br />Wow, I guess there really is no time to waste!<br /><br />So what I want to know is, if they're all convicts that have just crashed in the middle of a desert, how the hell did they manage to wash their hair and straighten it?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8I8Xxd5IL2GMjWtodnO0BLiHoKZ22syJ9kcMSzhyDb2s18ccPaa2S_2a87DqQBYkPlfsuzz0ld5rBWmP7SuhbPjIdnp0gr_iJJMIvrJSc_CvHYAkha_lPC7wH-l1BX7dhO39UDLIZHk8/s1600-h/Picture+240.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8I8Xxd5IL2GMjWtodnO0BLiHoKZ22syJ9kcMSzhyDb2s18ccPaa2S_2a87DqQBYkPlfsuzz0ld5rBWmP7SuhbPjIdnp0gr_iJJMIvrJSc_CvHYAkha_lPC7wH-l1BX7dhO39UDLIZHk8/s320/Picture+240.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380151068672472514" border="0" /></a><br />Surely the heat would be making it a 'hot mess' by now?<br /><br />Ok, so basically i'm almost certain the dialogue and music were all created by high schoolers.<br /><br />The convicts are literally all talking at the same time, and I don't mean, that's how it was written, as in "The convicts all talk". I mean as in all saying full lines, at the same time.. on top of each other.<br />They're already trekking through the desert in a manor which indicates they have been doing this for the last month.<br />All of a sudden the dialogue is kept to the bar minimum, the convicts say the word 'Bitch' every time they speak, which is kind of never at the moment. Instead, we get the worst of gangster laptop hip hop.<br />Literally, nothing has been set up.<br />They didn't even show the crash in which they got freed.<br />The car was just turned.<br /><br />I actually think everyone apart from this guy<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE4TSYotFMTWuBLEXs0cfkQgFZPIJ1bab58Yg68bgYEj7129W1WclARoHAS4cMW7le4NTZT8_aYCyWdq36eRBZ27Bmf_QoxIIC7Oiqvj3nRR_QPrLkI20sUJJkhqVqOeOBs4jHXjc2lvQ/s1600-h/Picture+239.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE4TSYotFMTWuBLEXs0cfkQgFZPIJ1bab58Yg68bgYEj7129W1WclARoHAS4cMW7le4NTZT8_aYCyWdq36eRBZ27Bmf_QoxIIC7Oiqvj3nRR_QPrLkI20sUJJkhqVqOeOBs4jHXjc2lvQ/s320/Picture+239.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380151077876743026" border="0" /></a><br />Are actually convicts, and this movie was part of their parole.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI8T0t0zU5v79Z8abx0Fa_BXZiTaf_PTzSjq1LbGF5i5U51Lui4EWtH4uQExQAW9Vk6IJZpbVPYRFPRSOBCjQmXGiZfayLX0uV8rXCuX_PvepIo9NlE7H665k33ZhQfWThNo1WA1qX6Iw/s1600-h/Picture+241.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI8T0t0zU5v79Z8abx0Fa_BXZiTaf_PTzSjq1LbGF5i5U51Lui4EWtH4uQExQAW9Vk6IJZpbVPYRFPRSOBCjQmXGiZfayLX0uV8rXCuX_PvepIo9NlE7H665k33ZhQfWThNo1WA1qX6Iw/s320/Picture+241.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380152228345892898" border="0" /></a><br />Or it could just be that these are the greatest and most under appreciated actors of our time.<br />It's weird, there's kind of nothing to write about, because nothing has happened, and I don't mean that in a boring way, I just mean, I don't even know what I mean. It's just kind of weird.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZgs0N-0fJrGU7HKu75j-1fUW7WU9dxfOdc1KXUDc5uC5Hsv-QVe3EnqdtRJSg2Y0jBPwqaC5CpASP2MU2YfTqV8JE1Iadnz8O9KN-V8mWE7pyVOCyNv5NpNClsxAWsODxFX5KSm0Xckg/s1600-h/Picture+242.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZgs0N-0fJrGU7HKu75j-1fUW7WU9dxfOdc1KXUDc5uC5Hsv-QVe3EnqdtRJSg2Y0jBPwqaC5CpASP2MU2YfTqV8JE1Iadnz8O9KN-V8mWE7pyVOCyNv5NpNClsxAWsODxFX5KSm0Xckg/s320/Picture+242.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380152650277193570" border="0" /></a><br />"Yo, that's a skull man, wassup.. dead man, really dead man.. that ain't no water."<br /><br />Always one.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIrfcqunre-PH8QPA6rnjw7pWGu2FtNRbqh8p3z309iCjXNfmkK83GFnsXRow2dd0D38HSqRdwWIhoKzxL6WXbMcFGJEZqnkJbYDJDh0BAEZzbGxiDyVT8GDgqHcEEai9xyXMEvQSL9Wc/s1600-h/Picture+243.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIrfcqunre-PH8QPA6rnjw7pWGu2FtNRbqh8p3z309iCjXNfmkK83GFnsXRow2dd0D38HSqRdwWIhoKzxL6WXbMcFGJEZqnkJbYDJDh0BAEZzbGxiDyVT8GDgqHcEEai9xyXMEvQSL9Wc/s320/Picture+243.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380152853440967906" border="0" /></a><br />So this guy has decided he doesn't want to take orders from 'Fake Sawyer' anymore..<br /><br />"I'm not following you anywhere, you coming with me or the guy that's gonna get you killed?"<br /><br />We are exactly 12 minutes into this movie.<br /><br />I have no idea who any of these people are, they could all get killed, and I wouldn't give a flying fuck.<br />Where the hell is yellow ranger? She's the highest billed actress for this movie, and all she's said is an ADR'd "get off me" when one of the dudes tried to feel her breasts during a rap song that was played whilst the inmates were walking through the desert.<br />I'm never going to say that paragraph again in my life, am i?<br /><br />So anyway, everyone's following 'Fake Sawyer'. No one said anything, they just walked that direction..<br /><br />"Ponytail Brah" has now just told them "You're all screwed, you're dead, you're gonna die."<br />I shit you not, this is actual dialogue. Again no one responds, because clearly, there was no script for this movie, as I've just realised.<br />I don't even know anyone's names. How can I pledge allegiance!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivRQyxCqxKxTbx_YFBkmulxYKWJhmOI6aFUzdTkKdsm69VrzBEGKTFtboXfBTOtR-M9wyD4zs70BFvKO9gvG5XRLQgTjTv1C3GSDbP21e4eQ4v4vg4PwrYwYYrVejUA3sMZ6QMAip21lw/s1600-h/Picture+245.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivRQyxCqxKxTbx_YFBkmulxYKWJhmOI6aFUzdTkKdsm69VrzBEGKTFtboXfBTOtR-M9wyD4zs70BFvKO9gvG5XRLQgTjTv1C3GSDbP21e4eQ4v4vg4PwrYwYYrVejUA3sMZ6QMAip21lw/s320/Picture+245.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380154617793896402" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUme4JJzfbKtPYDzZose1lto5MxbNnbPObY8q1bnXAfD7rwvpda-N1shV5vcT_9z_xrA7V4Cnkxh0hUqjZrg88oORfOXlGnbZ9Noft-6uhLLCSUbmbMmFz_bt6Ehsn8q3MdfY3VhiU7S4/s1600-h/Picture+244.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUme4JJzfbKtPYDzZose1lto5MxbNnbPObY8q1bnXAfD7rwvpda-N1shV5vcT_9z_xrA7V4Cnkxh0hUqjZrg88oORfOXlGnbZ9Noft-6uhLLCSUbmbMmFz_bt6Ehsn8q3MdfY3VhiU7S4/s320/Picture+244.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380154612051344306" border="0" /></a><br />Urgh.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrQUiqQD1us745L0FgvAqxikWGwfvEzfncUuI9xlOPTdGhIcjoJWoYg1MQI2hZAdXhEy13KyqWwGpu2wxSuJrgo-_k1rOw3FWnrG99fFG566iLzwpDHv5YY2Qu6-0sP1c9Y5luGE4SjmY/s1600-h/Picture+247.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrQUiqQD1us745L0FgvAqxikWGwfvEzfncUuI9xlOPTdGhIcjoJWoYg1MQI2hZAdXhEy13KyqWwGpu2wxSuJrgo-_k1rOw3FWnrG99fFG566iLzwpDHv5YY2Qu6-0sP1c9Y5luGE4SjmY/s320/Picture+247.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380154999542913650" border="0" /></a><br />"Hey old man, motherfucker... which way to the border, you speak english motherfucker??"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDAMgX_Tg6Fdhrg20zAvDLd9lRUI97OXPnWqrxh269haKMPWf5cLQjCgSD05g_Vvahap0ea9Aiu1NrgSIQGjjqCOXgTBGEQMDDlbcuDFX0l-mIbHbp0z4qCzqEO3vGTtUzlptdRPXjN1o/s1600-h/Picture+246.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDAMgX_Tg6Fdhrg20zAvDLd9lRUI97OXPnWqrxh269haKMPWf5cLQjCgSD05g_Vvahap0ea9Aiu1NrgSIQGjjqCOXgTBGEQMDDlbcuDFX0l-mIbHbp0z4qCzqEO3vGTtUzlptdRPXjN1o/s320/Picture+246.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380155227083604482" border="0" /></a><br />What's even happening!?<br />Who are all these people!?!?<br /><br />I've worked out that this movie has started as if it's episode three in a tv series. Nothing major has happened but the journey has begun.<br />It's like the simplest manifestation of a cinematic idea possible. And quite literally filming the original incentive.<br /><br />Well, After writing that last sentence I fell asleep!<br /><br />It's now 7 am in the morning.<br />OH! Indian (motherfucker) is now informing us of the curse of the 7 mummies.<br /><br />None of it makes sense.<br /><br />But basically, these guys..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcVVl0txPg3fSkhrl7vVZ1ag4u-kIS5UWFIu7cJBYuwzGpyL51m8luivHV4ijPt988R9d0PMNklcKeDyltHlDZfvlxCzWp-YZsGGWnBcrQsMS4cgOdDYKExl-9tBOxSBAXoWZkxEutifg/s1600-h/Picture+249.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcVVl0txPg3fSkhrl7vVZ1ag4u-kIS5UWFIu7cJBYuwzGpyL51m8luivHV4ijPt988R9d0PMNklcKeDyltHlDZfvlxCzWp-YZsGGWnBcrQsMS4cgOdDYKExl-9tBOxSBAXoWZkxEutifg/s320/Picture+249.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380155989944974210" border="0" /></a><br />Were sworn to protect some cursed treasure, they died, hid the treasure, town was built over the top of dead "Homies" as one of the inmates elegantly put it.<br />So the inmates own one of the seven medallions (that ain't water!) of the former seven 'homies' and if they reunite it with the hidden 6 then there would be "more treasure than ten men could ever need" (there's only 6 of them..) you with me still?<br />So indian "motherfucker" has told them.. "Gold this way, border that way."<br /><br />And now he is literally laughing for 5 full minutes.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidCUlcLfAFLhDxcD5uD1GWp7qIpd64zfHf0bmzXHwv83Ud3OkLtzKH5YDtaQZ7_bbgMkBiJCe7OEpkWqb_FAV_iNGVDlah-2PdrNCQ-0_w0gLMgIsyeLYgR14LSMsP4jUmi-LoJk7-L4k/s1600-h/Picture+252.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidCUlcLfAFLhDxcD5uD1GWp7qIpd64zfHf0bmzXHwv83Ud3OkLtzKH5YDtaQZ7_bbgMkBiJCe7OEpkWqb_FAV_iNGVDlah-2PdrNCQ-0_w0gLMgIsyeLYgR14LSMsP4jUmi-LoJk7-L4k/s320/Picture+252.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380156395810716690" border="0" /></a><br />Meanwhile this guy.. remember him? Well, looks like he's going to be dead (going to die) [to quote himself upon him] very soon.<br /><br />HAHA! This is great..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhix753_7QUhIK33tqJz4VqZb5nCx427SwnNjWZkbS3FUGKwzojpT2oXGnUJLS6IEu85M4XV9dqY4a6HWBICMCMFZy_w2DPPii1-pZscOmxbuxEielW84PFAydwdYcmjhe9EbqW1B9sAtA/s1600-h/Picture+6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhix753_7QUhIK33tqJz4VqZb5nCx427SwnNjWZkbS3FUGKwzojpT2oXGnUJLS6IEu85M4XV9dqY4a6HWBICMCMFZy_w2DPPii1-pZscOmxbuxEielW84PFAydwdYcmjhe9EbqW1B9sAtA/s320/Picture+6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380156674816015810" border="0" /></a><br />"I'M NOT DYING!!!! FUCK OFF!!!"<br /><br />Never a truer word hast been spoketh! My god, that is such a good line!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv8l6TyYD7uNupf2z1MUmGFgegu79KcqN5ntuclS48ZMYRw4vSWeLbMIyviEbrzaDAAPH_pnx0CCvofJqPrQOeFsZWPd9XA9jvWbryFomC8xcD_ZqzequVXDVo-t58c46vU-_QoRcCQsE/s1600-h/Picture+253.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv8l6TyYD7uNupf2z1MUmGFgegu79KcqN5ntuclS48ZMYRw4vSWeLbMIyviEbrzaDAAPH_pnx0CCvofJqPrQOeFsZWPd9XA9jvWbryFomC8xcD_ZqzequVXDVo-t58c46vU-_QoRcCQsE/s320/Picture+253.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380156918820941538" border="0" /></a><br />Not looking good mate.<br /><br />I took a day off, I have to admit this, but it got too much to handle, i'm not back on the case though!<br /><br />The next few minutes are somewhat edited like those early KoRn music videos where the singer Johnathon Davis would be in a school locker room underneath a running shower, anyway, that is until he sees a spider next to him, starts shooting frantically, then shoots his foot and collapses.<br /><br />The rest of the gang have now somehow ended up in Back To The Future 3, or Will Smith's Wild Wild West, which is more fitting, as the relentlessly 90's backdrop pays a fitting tribute to the rented western get up.<br />This film was made in 2006.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiohqne0snGytV-PTRKcu1AqmgAuW9hUdokwRdcUaH7xWb69uKy_tSBIspYtyRaHaTWHoghK85hrXPPi5HkJAXa1lo-sdY3PNd0oWeU8_5g4txGIyqRp7Yn43vak_XEpd6KZIVPZ7pAGnY/s1600-h/Picture+7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiohqne0snGytV-PTRKcu1AqmgAuW9hUdokwRdcUaH7xWb69uKy_tSBIspYtyRaHaTWHoghK85hrXPPi5HkJAXa1lo-sdY3PNd0oWeU8_5g4txGIyqRp7Yn43vak_XEpd6KZIVPZ7pAGnY/s320/Picture+7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380157459878371874" border="0" /></a>"Come inside.."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQXGcnx5bqAzvQRa1dQ8EhwEqUeZZYHzRf6AbVjuCdS9yThUJIsWG0j87rI3PMsBMQXCP9l2kjXT_1r1hV_FM9ZzNw4h5FYD14pOD-Yx26n9jsuzm1yWcYe9XW3gCNQBSKIBHWalAuwCg/s1600-h/Picture+8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQXGcnx5bqAzvQRa1dQ8EhwEqUeZZYHzRf6AbVjuCdS9yThUJIsWG0j87rI3PMsBMQXCP9l2kjXT_1r1hV_FM9ZzNw4h5FYD14pOD-Yx26n9jsuzm1yWcYe9XW3gCNQBSKIBHWalAuwCg/s320/Picture+8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380157823074867986" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"Shit, you ain't gotta tell me twice."<br /><br />Blonde hair straightened leader seems to be changing his voice depending on script.<br />When walking he speaks in a low toned gravely two syllabled form of dialect. But when he has to speak up his voice gets quite a bit higher.<br />Hold on.. non-asian yellow ranger hasn't spoken in a long time...<br /><br />Another thing i've noticed, a lot of supporting characters seem to be talking without a microphone picking up their speech. Which is probably why I assume everyone except the dudes with straightened hair is ad-libbing.. or maybe it's the script..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjciK45dW8dct_2W4pOnNfGdN8B3kFnGaIOtHfPuyv-P_pW-P04MQ1lTNHHHF3KRd28Vc5dw7GiAoXzQTw7IjOHexl6W3VzF-FHPltJLFD3qd-a20DcFuVouweYtVJuw-9CXBjDL7jbpr4/s1600-h/Picture+9.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjciK45dW8dct_2W4pOnNfGdN8B3kFnGaIOtHfPuyv-P_pW-P04MQ1lTNHHHF3KRd28Vc5dw7GiAoXzQTw7IjOHexl6W3VzF-FHPltJLFD3qd-a20DcFuVouweYtVJuw-9CXBjDL7jbpr4/s320/Picture+9.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380158202222745570" border="0" /></a><br />"IIIIII Smeellllllllllll Bulllllllshiiiittttttt......"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaTY0fTRDkEWU1gkQg6rVaBNlWYzQm3Yo6FuEWZ3lEtrLCYPrEtH0ZiZc5LXIRKS47LWe-iDmxaEroGPZz61BcWoe0PsjcjHZGaRDiXdbBQ4ivzjcjn4XTSqeSNkySzQuMG6qnTQLOBVQ/s1600-h/Picture+10.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 183px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaTY0fTRDkEWU1gkQg6rVaBNlWYzQm3Yo6FuEWZ3lEtrLCYPrEtH0ZiZc5LXIRKS47LWe-iDmxaEroGPZz61BcWoe0PsjcjHZGaRDiXdbBQ4ivzjcjn4XTSqeSNkySzQuMG6qnTQLOBVQ/s320/Picture+10.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380158579264377186" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfBiWglf-yPB2_UFX3Usx2vpFKMiSe9lFNmUsJ9w2iLYuyEGFhY6U3MVcjocc6M6gZGTmLUM_HuHr0NEXwrp7T8wSeUaYtl-zPNs3z76NMi3K4lDLzSmQlEVThc7U59dKiKltpMqAyJhA/s1600-h/Picture+11.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfBiWglf-yPB2_UFX3Usx2vpFKMiSe9lFNmUsJ9w2iLYuyEGFhY6U3MVcjocc6M6gZGTmLUM_HuHr0NEXwrp7T8wSeUaYtl-zPNs3z76NMi3K4lDLzSmQlEVThc7U59dKiKltpMqAyJhA/s320/Picture+11.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380158574759069378" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz-XfI4G5nTtUdjbOPQXXejUcq9ZGsTQlLymOb-SbSwHcZkhjA6efUFNtIUtU8RKHDHQObuAoUz8_wDS3zldiLHsbpWupofJucot8Zo7bQ2-LjLf3sJfKVfTl8iUkL48C1p-dsh0uL9jU/s1600-h/Picture+12.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz-XfI4G5nTtUdjbOPQXXejUcq9ZGsTQlLymOb-SbSwHcZkhjA6efUFNtIUtU8RKHDHQObuAoUz8_wDS3zldiLHsbpWupofJucot8Zo7bQ2-LjLf3sJfKVfTl8iUkL48C1p-dsh0uL9jU/s320/Picture+12.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380158569592860242" border="0" /></a><br />All whilst the worst hip hop i have ever heard in my entire life is playing in the background.. serious.. "Wild Wild West"!!<br /><br />Oh i forgot i was watching 'From Dusk Til Dawn"..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsBg6_OvWnLiyVAdd5CpkRTchNIABjOXrzGJ4CIvSa1THobVLC15d10MBSxNRjqYMyd_vKoTO2e8q7tBOzj49ImAGkgOXEELiiUEEjYRMRSjZ6OyaQGfgQX2PXsIYoE4BsddUTF-PunDw/s1600-h/Picture+13.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsBg6_OvWnLiyVAdd5CpkRTchNIABjOXrzGJ4CIvSa1THobVLC15d10MBSxNRjqYMyd_vKoTO2e8q7tBOzj49ImAGkgOXEELiiUEEjYRMRSjZ6OyaQGfgQX2PXsIYoE4BsddUTF-PunDw/s320/Picture+13.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380158988779787938" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvML2KucPJVnTo3K8RbVztd83zSc1GiPZ3TjXjOpqlkpI1VdRIz4IwzBbfzPjaBtyrEHzTC4uWtwfjYfKK84k5wyRlqJydgMxAvWRFoJZftAXCs-DHueDDQ4QttkGc9I452wFoXEt7rWw/s1600-h/Picture+14.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvML2KucPJVnTo3K8RbVztd83zSc1GiPZ3TjXjOpqlkpI1VdRIz4IwzBbfzPjaBtyrEHzTC4uWtwfjYfKK84k5wyRlqJydgMxAvWRFoJZftAXCs-DHueDDQ4QttkGc9I452wFoXEt7rWw/s320/Picture+14.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380158979539796082" border="0" /></a><br />Yes ladies and gentlemen, turns out these 'whores' were not what they seemed.<br /><br />And now it's time for a showdown.<br />As per usual my Ritz diet isn't enough to get me through this, but alas, funds are low.. and I must carry on with this mission, regardless of little things such as 'food' and 'drink' getting in the way..<br /><br />How many people do you think have actually seen this film? Like seriously..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNdFA9uAfe0W8QnCts24SlYEzmWbDYDI7MnqrH1xpphVDFxml1rlPD01mfN5vyVGRMPKSHl-AV3b9nAuPjJVxDHnqKY9UtgR8pUMvIg9iyioU0N6e9OlZ65KJH65vJ3OyzvmrCwdlKb3g/s1600-h/Picture+15.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNdFA9uAfe0W8QnCts24SlYEzmWbDYDI7MnqrH1xpphVDFxml1rlPD01mfN5vyVGRMPKSHl-AV3b9nAuPjJVxDHnqKY9UtgR8pUMvIg9iyioU0N6e9OlZ65KJH65vJ3OyzvmrCwdlKb3g/s320/Picture+15.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380159346472152338" border="0" /></a><br />I'm just wondering, because, well... i'm pretty sure no one saw this in the cinema.. and it can't have been shown on t.v.. which just leaves people like me streaming it on NETFLIX, or people that have rented or purchased the DVD. But, where would stock it? Maybe I should check to see if it ever aired..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk4hCro9tOJavLkpvg1zbfAs4pFwhdDABcB28xF-JguGpwTgRXgT10M-q8A8dtnY6_1g63h5fF_FzoRiCtDFzIJ8sPgZrXUlc6KFmwscjocsy8sFcRw2T-8dqayuY5g3PhkWoAVNB5tEQ/s1600-h/Picture+16.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk4hCro9tOJavLkpvg1zbfAs4pFwhdDABcB28xF-JguGpwTgRXgT10M-q8A8dtnY6_1g63h5fF_FzoRiCtDFzIJ8sPgZrXUlc6KFmwscjocsy8sFcRw2T-8dqayuY5g3PhkWoAVNB5tEQ/s320/Picture+16.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380159686823302450" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZPQHB2TLgEKcZgFuFBYccQLq8245HzkdS31HwzivEqC6JmeGc7qshYSrKYm06I9L7K3XMs43nEmlqDwcybHAwgCCPTP6Lu2rvlDwHNMoQR95OqZPHsKHoeWuHAA84aBBwnfTvvZ7lkaw/s1600-h/Picture+17.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZPQHB2TLgEKcZgFuFBYccQLq8245HzkdS31HwzivEqC6JmeGc7qshYSrKYm06I9L7K3XMs43nEmlqDwcybHAwgCCPTP6Lu2rvlDwHNMoQR95OqZPHsKHoeWuHAA84aBBwnfTvvZ7lkaw/s320/Picture+17.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380159679243487138" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I have so much to do, i'm definitely wasting time watching this movie.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmOW_tEPTgivWLqVEU_TSw1zpJ7Vmpxx0lniErnImUqZSuCd19h0HqYYkRWAx8ORCtvhGwfBzrkmj8badVOdV5IbcK7WHS1e75rNlBYKL42Va9LfYZ33VDA5CptI5FE0wI-hVJzazWaWM/s1600-h/Picture+18.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 187px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmOW_tEPTgivWLqVEU_TSw1zpJ7Vmpxx0lniErnImUqZSuCd19h0HqYYkRWAx8ORCtvhGwfBzrkmj8badVOdV5IbcK7WHS1e75rNlBYKL42Va9LfYZ33VDA5CptI5FE0wI-hVJzazWaWM/s320/Picture+18.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380160036905008434" border="0" /></a><br />I take that back.. this by far has been the most interesting moment of the day so far, except for when my toilet overflowed of course. Again, the metaphors are truly endless...<br /><br />"You can't kill us all". Says the zombie cowboy.<br /><br />Non-asian yellow ranger then shoots at zombie.<br /><br />He dodges the bullet.<br /><br />"Ha! First one's always free, now.. second one's gonna cost ya." He retorts.<br /><br />Blonde hair straightened real actor leader bro then shoots zombie in the chest with a shotgun. He flicks his hair.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtOvUTAX0zFuwYNFpeOTZrXlL_ddul9NB99r6BDs2lqlDCdgF6PsfWBEv2Gaa9-b8u9MoCTaUPoJZOVsSwiAA_ROSCvdyNI9N_6Zt9RdGx7jrMufi-Tz5rbykbMZ8zIRuMo7_V2OaAoRU/s1600-h/Picture+19.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtOvUTAX0zFuwYNFpeOTZrXlL_ddul9NB99r6BDs2lqlDCdgF6PsfWBEv2Gaa9-b8u9MoCTaUPoJZOVsSwiAA_ROSCvdyNI9N_6Zt9RdGx7jrMufi-Tz5rbykbMZ8zIRuMo7_V2OaAoRU/s320/Picture+19.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380160336327900562" border="0" /></a><br />"Keep the change."<br /><br />I won't explain how this next screen grab happened.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimkxzf5XPVV5rNjo4l9MKTCgg8oGgG0WigJzpvGWofjs7_nE6mQGNz2mLnOpyYMFk7f6S4aKRX441k-usOMnjsFh8kKtdjN0QDvuM6EPZbeVDALCpSgIwbTVtQGVxaliTc4KpjfpVIY40/s1600-h/Picture+20.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimkxzf5XPVV5rNjo4l9MKTCgg8oGgG0WigJzpvGWofjs7_nE6mQGNz2mLnOpyYMFk7f6S4aKRX441k-usOMnjsFh8kKtdjN0QDvuM6EPZbeVDALCpSgIwbTVtQGVxaliTc4KpjfpVIY40/s320/Picture+20.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380160623345416722" border="0" /></a><br />"Fucking shoulda gon with dat itty titty white gurl!"<br /><br />Wait when was this movie made, were Iflips invented? I'd definitely recognize that picture quality anywhere!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi73gjWkN9ohUAN4_3-BHGXSaSpgG41Z9zqLdPmvLqBmYVLsre9VMEZPPOYh8LyrNR9wjLMUEG4pFhZPXw6j_Zulo_I0HKXWUrflSC4MSn5o2MLUt597uaSaIIa66opazlpzjMc4rboYm8/s1600-h/Picture+21.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi73gjWkN9ohUAN4_3-BHGXSaSpgG41Z9zqLdPmvLqBmYVLsre9VMEZPPOYh8LyrNR9wjLMUEG4pFhZPXw6j_Zulo_I0HKXWUrflSC4MSn5o2MLUt597uaSaIIa66opazlpzjMc4rboYm8/s320/Picture+21.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380160891407946082" border="0" /></a><br />"Wish I was back in jail man.."<br /><br />Anyway, this dude is now on his own after jumping out of the brothel window after stabbing the whore he was having sex with in the eye. He broke his leg and is now using a conveniently placed stick to get around. Whilst his fellow inmates are in an underground cabin hiding somewhere... i don't even know if anyone wanted to know any of this!?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFmD4J9vZzuaCKig0iy-gmDKXZaCSTANEsDLRqfVRZb-MgcC9MjIz7l51bI7W6KaD2__elP7Kvo7aovfSavPUDhvRMGCY6PBwJSKEokLOXYfyjylknnmEvqoVAdZeDfvA2Lv3tZ70M0Pk/s1600-h/Picture+22.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 183px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFmD4J9vZzuaCKig0iy-gmDKXZaCSTANEsDLRqfVRZb-MgcC9MjIz7l51bI7W6KaD2__elP7Kvo7aovfSavPUDhvRMGCY6PBwJSKEokLOXYfyjylknnmEvqoVAdZeDfvA2Lv3tZ70M0Pk/s320/Picture+22.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380161415252755282" border="0" /></a><br />Ok, i am not joking this is the dialogue that just happened... tell me if my theory is not correct, that blonde dude, is an actor with lines, and everyone else, real life inmates, ok.<br /><br />Blonde Bro : "Go out there and get him, he needs help..."<br /><br />Latino Bro : "Fuck that, i'm on that good shit, you get him.. fuck.. what.. yeah, pussy.. go out there, yeah, fuck..."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9VNhSNBmx63LpudUxWWSyHK5p63R0JcWHJCc5HeZRPaLaoAyJptlgvP3aVb40twKgZmdYdemmYy9gd8seY8bo2v43hxn6ZalGyRxRd0jGYoIwlKrdKr0iC4ya806o02NDKPZPMmRcV4M/s1600-h/Picture+23.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9VNhSNBmx63LpudUxWWSyHK5p63R0JcWHJCc5HeZRPaLaoAyJptlgvP3aVb40twKgZmdYdemmYy9gd8seY8bo2v43hxn6ZalGyRxRd0jGYoIwlKrdKr0iC4ya806o02NDKPZPMmRcV4M/s320/Picture+23.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380161698655908194" border="0" /></a><br />The tension is killing me.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-zS-fvySdxU-gLTqk3E3JaHhlxdR308H78F2X7giDd0FUOHKBqMyVp6O1Oy0O_LzalMNZb0bPgJ6Qy1TA5cgep6Gm0n2DuIxgfHIJJweSmJJ-WpCSgiy4pzF_kMLgdKiS3VUrwfDMOk0/s1600-h/Picture+24.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-zS-fvySdxU-gLTqk3E3JaHhlxdR308H78F2X7giDd0FUOHKBqMyVp6O1Oy0O_LzalMNZb0bPgJ6Qy1TA5cgep6Gm0n2DuIxgfHIJJweSmJJ-WpCSgiy4pzF_kMLgdKiS3VUrwfDMOk0/s320/Picture+24.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380161928022885922" border="0" /></a><br />Too late, someone took his head off.<br /><br />Latino Bro : "Fucking see that shit!?"<br /><br />Another observation if you will, where are the mummies? And I goddamn wanna see seven of them!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />"oh no ess ay! Fucking head mayne!! fuck is that? fuckin.. let's..let's go!"<br /><br />I think I know why the movie's called "Seven Mummies".. because it will definitely take Seven mothers to comfort me after watching this shit.<br /><br />OR maybe this was a reality tv show, "Running Man" style.. and that's why all the dialogue, storyline and acting is this awful. The show was deemed too "extreme" for the ABC audiences and was made to pass as an actual movie.<br />But that said, most reality shows have amazing continuity and storylines, so there goes that theory.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuKyHBXReCe3QzfJw2TcKTaJ4f14_LKNNPmo12058GVJB75C03P7RIUGJwrH8l3gIOE_Z5g4vcsYM3yQBVblsYhyphenhyphenESrGKRDR7w4Lts-C428GmHbnTqGoKD-yIOh_HhhWvr9H8UmoQL1d8/s1600-h/Picture+25.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuKyHBXReCe3QzfJw2TcKTaJ4f14_LKNNPmo12058GVJB75C03P7RIUGJwrH8l3gIOE_Z5g4vcsYM3yQBVblsYhyphenhyphenESrGKRDR7w4Lts-C428GmHbnTqGoKD-yIOh_HhhWvr9H8UmoQL1d8/s320/Picture+25.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380162320745962850" border="0" /></a><br />Hey he didn't die!!<br /><br />Oh, literally just as I typed that one of the zombies ate him.<br /><br />I really didn't imagine this turning into a western zombie movie.<br /><br />Now they're hiding in another cabin thing... what's even happening here?<br />There also seems to be an extra cast member blonde girl, suddenly hanging around with them, flimsily written in, she definitely just joined the cast half way through filming, in other words, roughly midday.<br /><br />I wish my toilet would flush.<br /><br />Non asian yellow ranger : " No shit, this place is fucking haunted".<br /><br />That line wasn't even in response to anything!!<br />Is there really half an hour left? Really?<br /><br />AH HA! Another Nu-Metal instrumental.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlfpP_rDI3SvYT7tP1yTBqkMm9Kx2hPtcEFXLHJel2k5pAVl8KogiY6HWHsdGEOo4pExGUwQtL4S-O-KAJxIaPlBbE6KiwkWgfdQxFrkyYnNTTL04uN612QFzFRKMtDQ0oj4a5odMIiDA/s1600-h/Picture+26.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlfpP_rDI3SvYT7tP1yTBqkMm9Kx2hPtcEFXLHJel2k5pAVl8KogiY6HWHsdGEOo4pExGUwQtL4S-O-KAJxIaPlBbE6KiwkWgfdQxFrkyYnNTTL04uN612QFzFRKMtDQ0oj4a5odMIiDA/s320/Picture+26.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380162926140810626" border="0" /></a><br />Oh, the new cast member's been 'axed'.<br /><br />I'm certain some IMovie 'slow-motion' was just used!<br /><br />So now, the other "real" convict has a leg injury also..kinda weird they'd write that in twice.<br /><br />Somewhere after writing that last sentence, I completely passed out, I must have had at least some sense to press pause though, as the NETFLIX streaming screen is doing that "refresh browser" thing.<br /><br />I woke up, sweating with intense abdominal and stomach pains. Something i've grown accustom to over the years in fact.<br />A rush to the bathroom, a lot of heavy breathing and "wall holding" ensues.<br /><br />Great, this movie is soo fucking bad it's made me close to physically ill.<br /><br />Concentrate on the near future, tomorrow afternoon, i May (hopefully) be seeing 'Sorority Row' in the cinema.. The plan was to see 'Jennifer's Body' but it's not out for another week..<br /><br />Anyway, i'm getting distracted, i'm almost certain i'm in my bathroom right now because of my diet this past week. Consisting of mainly snack based carbohydrates.<br />Worst thing is that the toilet isn't even fully fixed, i'm on a half blocked previously overflowing toilet.. adding to the already damaged goods.<br />Whether I clean this now (4:04 am) or later in the day time it's not going to be fun.<br /><br />Look, get it together. I'll finish this movie in my bathroom.<br /><br />I'm actually somewhat curious as to the ending.<br /><br />Ok, i'll get back to it as soon as i'm done filling this out http://www.ladygaga.com/sweepstakes<br /><br />RIGHT!<br /><br />Damn, I over estimated myself, I passed out until the end..let me find where I was.. so close, so far..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixp1VFPs2gtP0RyW1rsbikCKMoyv7cRs7sOS0lUKHRxYQCCc7F6mMN710UgKrRy3u7QsV0ZoXzXCvpcNtoH0SLK7qKvaBpqDidfWyNZj-yb522G7_uT-26ITfjGPadk2CvtqOHx9MXOs4/s1600-h/Picture+27.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixp1VFPs2gtP0RyW1rsbikCKMoyv7cRs7sOS0lUKHRxYQCCc7F6mMN710UgKrRy3u7QsV0ZoXzXCvpcNtoH0SLK7qKvaBpqDidfWyNZj-yb522G7_uT-26ITfjGPadk2CvtqOHx9MXOs4/s320/Picture+27.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380163557637835730" border="0" /></a><br />Right, running to take shelter in a church, got it.<br /><br />Oh weird, so the blonde haired bro.. his real life name is Matt Schulze, and the last movie he was in was....<br />Mike Judge's "Extract"! Which I actually saw last week with my girlfriend Nicole.<br />He plays a character second from last in the listings called 'Willie' who I can't for the life of me remember unfortunately.<br />He also starred in one episode of the hit cult T.V show 'Charmed' and of course, in 2005 this - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466385/<br />Fitting my stomach issues would strike again just as i type that last line.<br /><br />Fuck... I am truly in a very bad way right now, again, I wish my toilet wasn't broken right now.. makes this whole experience a thousand times worse.<br /><br />As soon as i've finished watching this movie, i'm going to return to trying to finish The Beatles Anthology Directors Cut on youtube... it's made up of 111 videos, and altogether is around the 1100 minute marks.. it's been intense, but really insightful! All the original interviews, before Paul Mcartney made them do new ones and edit lots of stuff out..<br />Distracted again!<br /><br />I promise i'll be in better shape for the next movie.<br /><br />Another fact is the guy that says "Ess Ay" all the time, is actually an actor and not a real life convict, unfortunately. His name is Noel G. He starred as a 'warden' in "The Soloist" this year.<br />But more interesting is the fact that he was actually in another movie with Danny Terjo, who plays the laughing indian dude from earlier in this movie, and who I completely overlooked whilst writing up the beginning.<br />Anyway, the movie they both appeared in is Snoop Dogg's Horror film "Hood Of Horror" which bares one of my favourite taglines ever.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"It AIN'T all good in the hood".</span><br /><br />I wonder if it's on the list?<br /><br />So they've entered the church.<br /><br />Oh crap. I have no toilet paper.<br /><br />I'll stay here a bit longer and hopefully some will appear.<br />Urgh, I actually remember these scenes, I must have been drifting in and out, god.. i'm watching this twice!? I'm actually watching this twice...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguQe6uekZi7GFS7q3VZFh4D_ZJ5fpWIOjToEkF5iYBHpoIopGxrvlGxYwm3u_Nvf3FovMOxb7t2BtaZAnzFmGWAlgy-UfpNTiKtIKilZ42YmoghJKocn_tZsW2fHW1TabrluOmxHxNdto/s1600-h/Picture+28.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguQe6uekZi7GFS7q3VZFh4D_ZJ5fpWIOjToEkF5iYBHpoIopGxrvlGxYwm3u_Nvf3FovMOxb7t2BtaZAnzFmGWAlgy-UfpNTiKtIKilZ42YmoghJKocn_tZsW2fHW1TabrluOmxHxNdto/s320/Picture+28.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380164379181022594" border="0" /></a><br />They just found the gold, but now several mummies (not seven) have come to life in the most ludicrous fashion ever. Involving kung fu.<br />If ever there was a sign that a movie was written by a college kid it's the mis-use of bad kung fu!<br /><br />Ironically the fighting and background music is very reminiscent of Power Rangers.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit3GZ1PJbf43P__N3PQIcrT9bomD4yuFn3LWpo3ttazSf3bFguSAOKVpxH2pfBxkyQxBfoE8IwmI9qe0V6mS-Tdj5MybMvRQV8_2Exp06oqUTMr-DLq664nAJzFo9IsofWsIsFJm7kXjM/s1600-h/Picture+30.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 187px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit3GZ1PJbf43P__N3PQIcrT9bomD4yuFn3LWpo3ttazSf3bFguSAOKVpxH2pfBxkyQxBfoE8IwmI9qe0V6mS-Tdj5MybMvRQV8_2Exp06oqUTMr-DLq664nAJzFo9IsofWsIsFJm7kXjM/s320/Picture+30.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380164895619458674" border="0" /></a><br />I love the mummies face!<br /><br />Just ripped out 'Ess Ays" eyes.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3GG2q7DpIitZ19xIoYzLZJx9DwaR-ZHqE7MTBmlq1ISAn_cSv3xJQILRnsFKWMwikTm2Qj1yHI_5IH3VkafgyaebQvUWAalQcQKonuEu_AYZcY-bNV1pqCe_1pGHRBi2zPAofnT4Ih2g/s1600-h/Picture+31.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3GG2q7DpIitZ19xIoYzLZJx9DwaR-ZHqE7MTBmlq1ISAn_cSv3xJQILRnsFKWMwikTm2Qj1yHI_5IH3VkafgyaebQvUWAalQcQKonuEu_AYZcY-bNV1pqCe_1pGHRBi2zPAofnT4Ih2g/s320/Picture+31.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380165230560362290" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYEm2mvGRMCytUcHKg43icpqKXDb5j1-z7AM2aCtS9aScbTsSKD22BjgM_UDzzhSuYDF2WB2x3OEaFMDXNdYMtF_lf5ataV4jLRZayu1t9tRA5UflFDquogj_4xsCEh7C274MUwHYhiXM/s1600-h/Picture+32.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYEm2mvGRMCytUcHKg43icpqKXDb5j1-z7AM2aCtS9aScbTsSKD22BjgM_UDzzhSuYDF2WB2x3OEaFMDXNdYMtF_lf5ataV4jLRZayu1t9tRA5UflFDquogj_4xsCEh7C274MUwHYhiXM/s320/Picture+32.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380165375692234882" border="0" /></a><br />Why ARE the mummies using Kung Fu?<br />I guess this is some climax, i didn't expect Kung Fu mummies.. really, I didn't.<br /><br />Now if you excuse me, I must go shower, listen to 'Wingspan' best of wings, and clean my toilet... some of these at same time, some before the other.<br />You work it out.<br /><br />Here's the ending told via the stunt team.<br /><br /><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yd0AR_H5Ygk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yd0AR_H5Ygk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My Thoughts On This Movie Summed Up In One Screen Grab :<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv_dkR1R6aNYLxV-mMB1uztIBpmgym7VkAeA70uAA926btmaCNkkNvjRHwdBTjWFqopjjh6qlXx1pYj6KXEKgGz8DnsMq0ROlzRrLhBGZ0PJUpPjY_eX9AFQOp3KJaE0z25KfO-HN9GhU/s1600-h/Picture+33.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv_dkR1R6aNYLxV-mMB1uztIBpmgym7VkAeA70uAA926btmaCNkkNvjRHwdBTjWFqopjjh6qlXx1pYj6KXEKgGz8DnsMq0ROlzRrLhBGZ0PJUpPjY_eX9AFQOp3KJaE0z25KfO-HN9GhU/s320/Picture+33.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380165758409790898" border="0" /></a>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-50910413672309894282009-08-23T21:36:00.000-07:002009-08-24T06:34:42.528-07:0098. The Astro ZombiesI'm not going to lie, I feel slightly ruined, lost, somewhat misguided thanks to "In The Mix"... that was such an upsettingly awful movie.<br />But, i remain optimistic. One of the most exciting aspects of this little experiment are all the movies NOT from the late 90s that are on the list. The first of this, is Astro Zombies. A movie, if it not for this blog, I would almost have been certain that I had seen at some point, but as it turns out, luckily. I haven't.<br />My only knowledge (without having to look anything up) of this movie is that Danzig named a Misfits song after it, a pretty good one, that's all I know. It's time to get real. I should add this is the first movie on the list I am watching via NETFLIX streaming.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLwILpwaqMY-I3GjGbNK28lnaei8KR18zl6Ffl7ATPpOk8kRXRRxka0ZecXRBO44pPiP2D1Hb-5aXvgygWtAfdxGFMyD3Q9xqrvHk2Nhd9bNPgq99c4yqYxPNaOGIkR2c4tHlFtJUxt8I/s1600-h/Astrozombies.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 231px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLwILpwaqMY-I3GjGbNK28lnaei8KR18zl6Ffl7ATPpOk8kRXRRxka0ZecXRBO44pPiP2D1Hb-5aXvgygWtAfdxGFMyD3Q9xqrvHk2Nhd9bNPgq99c4yqYxPNaOGIkR2c4tHlFtJUxt8I/s320/Astrozombies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390891084336978" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">"The Astro Zombies" 1968 U.S</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tagline</span> : "<span style="font-style: italic;">Dismembered Bodies, Transplanted Organs, Are Used To Create The e.t.c.</span>"<br /><br />The movie was written directed and produced (YES! My favourite trilogy..wish he starred in it also) by Ted V.Mikels, a name I do know, a master of the Grindhouse in his own right, I actually had no idea he made this movie. A movie in which the myth of it has surely i'm assuming surpassed it's talent. But then, This is the director that gave us (and starred in) "Dr Sex" 4 years prior to the making of this movie.<br />This might be the first (and last) movie on the list that actually has somewhat of a cult following, as in people do seem to genuinely love this movie.<br />So much so, that in 2002 Ted V.Mikels saw it necessary to re-create "The Astro Zombies" instead, naming it "Mark Of The Astro Zombies" (Obviously, i'll have to watch this at some point also.)<br />I can't help thinking about Tommy Wissau, creator of my favourite movie "The Room". He has no idea why people find his serious drama the most hilarious movie ever made. Yet he will revel in the glory as if it was after all, everything he intended, so when he tries to make his comedic soap opera to cater to such a new found audience, it becomes one of the worlds greatest mind fucks.<br />He has no idea as to why people found him funny when doing a drama, so now imagine that same person trying to make a comedy, for that same audience, I still don't think i've recovered from seeing it..<br /><br />Another fun fact is that apparently near 80% of this movie was shot on property of M*A*S*H actor Wayne Rogers.<br /><br />I should add, this movie features Tura Satana... playing a character named "Satana".<br />I'm pretty fucking excited about watching this!<br /><br />Keep in mind, I really don't think Troll 2 is a bad movie.. no irony involved. I think i'll write up why at some point, not sure when.. anyway...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plot</span> : A scientist gets fired from a space agency, so decides to create Superhuman Monsters from the parts of dead bodies, that, low and behold, decide to go on a killing spree. I'm definitely somewhat slightly disappointed that the Astro part of the title is just because they were made by a scientist...<br /><br />Let The Games Begin!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Analysis</span> : Holy crap, this shit starts straight away!<br /><br />Well, if by straight away I mean a solid few minutes of a woman driving..whatever, i still have high hopes for this one!<br /><br />She just pulled into her garage and I believe, we have our first sighting of an 'Astro Zombie'..<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtmT2MTVsV9RCVTb6i8CnwV6sWSankJVR7sE2VZXkVioDwyJzTTJWxKtT3lWXH1SLULlPc5I6gUmS0dmt2d0qrLH_-kN91Yzz6MRxFpuGJb1rm9pMblNEoTLGSx8rD9SDQAMhIU1-bbC0/s1600-h/Picture+223.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtmT2MTVsV9RCVTb6i8CnwV6sWSankJVR7sE2VZXkVioDwyJzTTJWxKtT3lWXH1SLULlPc5I6gUmS0dmt2d0qrLH_-kN91Yzz6MRxFpuGJb1rm9pMblNEoTLGSx8rD9SDQAMhIU1-bbC0/s320/Picture+223.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390879303970946" border="0" /></a><br />She definitely knows something is watching her..<br /><br />She'll get out of the car anyway. So far this movie has started WAY better than "In The Mix" even though it literally is just a woman driving through the californian suburbs for 5 minutes.<br /><br />She should have stayed in the car.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYpUtWNaOv1SP9hO7QdD4tmN3I6m_Rcy_ZlIT115OnpQyoLo3ml34uQlKKoNlzfCdBH2v9rJ3BBkIEZOP1I9F-h0a_TqxViccB_qwUHmZjUaNK-pjRQJxS_lVx5YBA3KEobO1KzhP4aVc/s1600-h/Picture+224.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYpUtWNaOv1SP9hO7QdD4tmN3I6m_Rcy_ZlIT115OnpQyoLo3ml34uQlKKoNlzfCdBH2v9rJ3BBkIEZOP1I9F-h0a_TqxViccB_qwUHmZjUaNK-pjRQJxS_lVx5YBA3KEobO1KzhP4aVc/s320/Picture+224.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390876796076786" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhTiL0svUBW0PAFuRIEP68yGwBwjULMGkLZ-RPJliK2gEiteQD1d1X-D-WAsCg_9SNkJfx5p3lZPCKx5jvH0VoNFh8qlO7xfDc5ifdwxeV26YP6mixz2gIHoWYiB0kRxU_OWHTiPcME1g/s1600-h/Picture+225.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 183px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhTiL0svUBW0PAFuRIEP68yGwBwjULMGkLZ-RPJliK2gEiteQD1d1X-D-WAsCg_9SNkJfx5p3lZPCKx5jvH0VoNFh8qlO7xfDc5ifdwxeV26YP6mixz2gIHoWYiB0kRxU_OWHTiPcME1g/s320/Picture+225.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390871488840274" border="0" /></a><br />Erm...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcLSFK3wfj6CglPcDTtUMqQTzPUdTANzqUijSoPio3wBXgXA8VsasY_q4MVTgrtmcHRvDmBSC5xsU63s-lb88cXQ_TRwv_2S0RCR_ElJsWuyvRb3c6z9dItz5LFCPHPStxGhAbmo3xNYM/s1600-h/Picture+226.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcLSFK3wfj6CglPcDTtUMqQTzPUdTANzqUijSoPio3wBXgXA8VsasY_q4MVTgrtmcHRvDmBSC5xsU63s-lb88cXQ_TRwv_2S0RCR_ElJsWuyvRb3c6z9dItz5LFCPHPStxGhAbmo3xNYM/s320/Picture+226.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390607074974562" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHidW06gXQAGZxbE-asqOwpRZNNhjPqkDTufwgPkNGiZrVDgDmLTAAUDqnyapBXsVZpEk55sz_ZlZ4v43qE27Oqh8WvwlRkfLrGloVhqSCcdZLOBuOoCBWVknGYnjlDKH8c5vD2xillI4/s1600-h/Picture+227.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHidW06gXQAGZxbE-asqOwpRZNNhjPqkDTufwgPkNGiZrVDgDmLTAAUDqnyapBXsVZpEk55sz_ZlZ4v43qE27Oqh8WvwlRkfLrGloVhqSCcdZLOBuOoCBWVknGYnjlDKH8c5vD2xillI4/s320/Picture+227.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390599555025906" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPszszLrDnkVEwv2Q70_WoTR5nUcMcc2FzsjlzPySs0KBv5UiyqCnk9P4_gPooOD8mAlu70WaSKdyfBi8y3U6a002bTnkXfUhBeCQ6KjpOtHCH-Lm7XAcQQZgkLJkSw8Nxiry7zvhqU_0/s1600-h/Picture+228.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPszszLrDnkVEwv2Q70_WoTR5nUcMcc2FzsjlzPySs0KBv5UiyqCnk9P4_gPooOD8mAlu70WaSKdyfBi8y3U6a002bTnkXfUhBeCQ6KjpOtHCH-Lm7XAcQQZgkLJkSw8Nxiry7zvhqU_0/s320/Picture+228.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390594900646722" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHpmTD8RihGbwwcxqZidEI_bdhU1i7SHTEyVRnKOn4bRRWZt_-gGh3Z0mRA3gVa-m2w5HXg6nHtNibFDx9ALaHdWR9PpcK4qZuFcACxXHvzMx1qV3i3cXMoaIw73DZMAvD9yLY8_f7mgs/s1600-h/Picture+229.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHpmTD8RihGbwwcxqZidEI_bdhU1i7SHTEyVRnKOn4bRRWZt_-gGh3Z0mRA3gVa-m2w5HXg6nHtNibFDx9ALaHdWR9PpcK4qZuFcACxXHvzMx1qV3i3cXMoaIw73DZMAvD9yLY8_f7mgs/s320/Picture+229.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390585559149474" border="0" /></a><br />I'm literally praying these toy robots are meant to be Life Sized or at least giants.. literally praying..<br /><br />I don't believe they are though, I know this movie is meant to be bad, but I refuse to believe this would be the case, they're definitely going to cut to a kid playing with some toys in a sand patch or something..<br /><br />WOAH WOAH WOAH.. Hold on..<br />Look who the second screenplay writer is!??!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKRZRSfq4bzVIeHOrMvp2LigTaxZrUPz1Mhisg_7bBQ1ZFqi1G4h3tiwT3kok96m2SDg0CoUjmI8jjQYEq1vxuq-rGYMdWLiemqGgrKnEJ4NlsjdV8Xd4liwu8i85CsLa7qj7HSsWghvQ/s1600-h/Picture+230.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKRZRSfq4bzVIeHOrMvp2LigTaxZrUPz1Mhisg_7bBQ1ZFqi1G4h3tiwT3kok96m2SDg0CoUjmI8jjQYEq1vxuq-rGYMdWLiemqGgrKnEJ4NlsjdV8Xd4liwu8i85CsLa7qj7HSsWghvQ/s320/Picture+230.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390580257179362" border="0" /></a><br />Do people even know about this, 'Trapper' from M*A*S*H Co-wrote the screenplay to Astro Zombies!? No wonder it's filmed in his backyard! Jesus..<br /><br />I'm still waiting to find out if these are meant to be toys or not..<br /><br />Well, they haven't answered this question.. but look at the 'blood' on this guys hand!? Incredible, he also wins the award for best ADR of an injured man.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaIRajxl1OGrgROKhehvUi-KlKky-QhkzkOaI6GOSW9XIXg6eFE33v9bmUXqBtg_QGg-OzcjIhqE86dd5w2a2aOyds_h7cRllZfB5hj-8t5tjgbiybn_KtULaj3VKZzdHENqUUVoclitU/s1600-h/Picture+231.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaIRajxl1OGrgROKhehvUi-KlKky-QhkzkOaI6GOSW9XIXg6eFE33v9bmUXqBtg_QGg-OzcjIhqE86dd5w2a2aOyds_h7cRllZfB5hj-8t5tjgbiybn_KtULaj3VKZzdHENqUUVoclitU/s320/Picture+231.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390137813985442" border="0" /></a><br />Maybe it's from all the destruction the robots caused.. maybe.<br /><br />I'm gonna guess that this is the scientist dragging said corpse.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNSRcq13dIQGo_hnW91W-kT4aTWfEuv3ew6kqtMe3Ete_f9PtKfQkkzyWfgQa57VdOXUh4xlD0AGZwulBr2OS6APzeHDQR5vly7qZF52dlocGLY7iaDblHeFN4tZZl9HRWHE58zfNrQvQ/s1600-h/Picture+232.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNSRcq13dIQGo_hnW91W-kT4aTWfEuv3ew6kqtMe3Ete_f9PtKfQkkzyWfgQa57VdOXUh4xlD0AGZwulBr2OS6APzeHDQR5vly7qZF52dlocGLY7iaDblHeFN4tZZl9HRWHE58zfNrQvQ/s320/Picture+232.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390129911793890" border="0" /></a><br />Wow, so there really was no reason for that insanely loud and weird toy robot title sequence, amazing.<br /><br />Things are getting serious.<br />This guy below is now stressing how worried he is about all the mutilation murders going on...<br />The dialogue is extremely non sensical at the moment, and sooo longggg.<br />Every sentence drags out, then doubles, and is then repeated for every person in the room. It feels like i'm at an elderly family gathering, and no one's spitting out quite what they feel like saying... at the risk of sounding like a blood thirsty kid, but where's the blood?! I'm thirsty..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQJFIhNlT4kAc_QYlM1KlL1y7YMWQNHaZYSjmeSqvLna3Sst6rTWb1lUFHz9pMQzDdS1n5EZrSS5Wo8JRNrGcPOtphmog74Pmc-nLhU646D2dQ1E61RdBm8s983Gnag5ZX-twZH_XHZJk/s1600-h/Picture+233.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQJFIhNlT4kAc_QYlM1KlL1y7YMWQNHaZYSjmeSqvLna3Sst6rTWb1lUFHz9pMQzDdS1n5EZrSS5Wo8JRNrGcPOtphmog74Pmc-nLhU646D2dQ1E61RdBm8s983Gnag5ZX-twZH_XHZJk/s320/Picture+233.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390122242506210" border="0" /></a><br />I'm pretty sure smoking in a lab amongst 'real' brains is not hygienic.<br />Urgh, I don't even know what is happening!! They're just talking.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCDEFr-_Nq13ihZaUIroGJAl_4rt_aFgTDe-OmIpqvRBHFoKm3CgwNA28Q7_mdLNNjpMLx6-gM0m_2sZhXNna_EPDVBdkf7qxxo37zttnM_AcsKEeljuh8If1D1GbCKtQ0TgFpe8mZuiY/s1600-h/Picture+234.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCDEFr-_Nq13ihZaUIroGJAl_4rt_aFgTDe-OmIpqvRBHFoKm3CgwNA28Q7_mdLNNjpMLx6-gM0m_2sZhXNna_EPDVBdkf7qxxo37zttnM_AcsKEeljuh8If1D1GbCKtQ0TgFpe8mZuiY/s320/Picture+234.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390114589094258" border="0" /></a><br />"What you mean to say doctor is one man's brains can be transmitted into another mans brain and controlled thoughts from another man?"<br /><br />"Precisely!"<br /><br />"A sort of a Zombie?"<br /><br />"That's not exactly the scientific term.."<br /><br />"Well, what else do you call a man with a synthetic electrical driven heart, a stainless steel mesh stomach, a plastic pancreas " e.t.c....<br /><br />I wish he said, a sort of a "Astro Zombie" and then winked into the camera.<br /><br />Ok, smoking guy has been hired to track down the murderous scientist. Got It.<br /><br />Oh Hi Satana...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj596bZTStKxlFIs1fuaVDG3QuAqfq2AB7u_OEfLV7ys0P5uGhxVCa_sc7epbHWPXmul9qKA_289G3Ik-UdT00CVDqFeQsl-i5SzbPxdmJOFu7cKwTrWgiR5hauWM84eDBsOgYyJgWu7ko/s1600-h/Picture+235.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj596bZTStKxlFIs1fuaVDG3QuAqfq2AB7u_OEfLV7ys0P5uGhxVCa_sc7epbHWPXmul9qKA_289G3Ik-UdT00CVDqFeQsl-i5SzbPxdmJOFu7cKwTrWgiR5hauWM84eDBsOgYyJgWu7ko/s320/Picture+235.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373390106399331474" border="0" /></a><br />It's kinda weird how the white guy is brown and the asian girl is white.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi718eFJHSWIfaXRc9hxL4b7C5hL_QObXFMe9P2b4sLwP_jiP5m8n5hWQCFYC0sSv0G4si94pPCNrQrb-M02qhFvLtHBa49m0bc9ibseRSwt8cG10ol4g5B2oCcRIHIweSwvmCD0DdAr-U/s1600-h/Picture+236.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi718eFJHSWIfaXRc9hxL4b7C5hL_QObXFMe9P2b4sLwP_jiP5m8n5hWQCFYC0sSv0G4si94pPCNrQrb-M02qhFvLtHBa49m0bc9ibseRSwt8cG10ol4g5B2oCcRIHIweSwvmCD0DdAr-U/s320/Picture+236.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373388878863107218" border="0" /></a><br />So far i'm actually quite enjoying this! I mean, it's pretty boring, but it's not offending me!<br />I'm pretty sure I can finish it before bowling a bit later on..<br />OH SHIT, someone just died.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggIwm7zICMOo7MeJJzeuHZfxl3mIV4xA1rHNdVIeJHICssWBY0IdSQWS6iqh7JYPKMSvgOg6mVAx-4jlcZJn-jwzxd5cZUBnnP4Kv-ACu8y-O0bO6K23EztM05BiG9QtM4kebu71lEBNA/s1600-h/Picture+239.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggIwm7zICMOo7MeJJzeuHZfxl3mIV4xA1rHNdVIeJHICssWBY0IdSQWS6iqh7JYPKMSvgOg6mVAx-4jlcZJn-jwzxd5cZUBnnP4Kv-ACu8y-O0bO6K23EztM05BiG9QtM4kebu71lEBNA/s320/Picture+239.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373388852903513538" border="0" /></a><br />Anyway, i'm excited about getting back to the bowling aisle. I'm planning on entering the league with a team of my own in the fall. Got to practice as much as possible.<br />Oh, someone else just died.. this time, they got run over.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim3eoSFL1hAnOe9WQNdgBMpo7-YQmnZ3tcGccUD7ffb9ISa4lv8W1NNwRaC7L5kymFX-l0J61DwETAGGx1_jijFWFW95xlA2qGB_MQ89RC5r0_wbf24MM6WdY5w1si1Viab4T8zz3KjqM/s1600-h/Picture+241.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim3eoSFL1hAnOe9WQNdgBMpo7-YQmnZ3tcGccUD7ffb9ISa4lv8W1NNwRaC7L5kymFX-l0J61DwETAGGx1_jijFWFW95xlA2qGB_MQ89RC5r0_wbf24MM6WdY5w1si1Viab4T8zz3KjqM/s320/Picture+241.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373388845207166322" border="0" /></a><br />Oh I see, this is where it all happens, how exciting!<br /><br />It's odd, the whole movie has this weird subdued feel, as if i'm watching a detective movie from the late 50's, rather than a sci fi horror movie from the early 60's.<br />It's just not that exciting, considering people are being killed.<br />All the male characters speak in that stern old fashioned "man" voice, that just for some reason flies right through your brain without ever sticking, Like a sunday afternoon whilst your dad watches some kind of "boring" movie and all you want to do is switch over to MTV / Cartoons / e.t.c... That's what this movie reminds me of, That very feeling.. when you were about 7 years old. And couldn't possibly understand why your Dad was wasting such time watching something that was quite clearly boring and abysmal in your mind.<br /><br />Again, this movie isn't offending me, and I wouldn't call it awful. It's just sooo drawn out and long and soo much talking between men in lab coats that look like this.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLoDy_jLv7ajYl-i4PQf3OXUa64_WnGXdcB_dnh9BNdnXwUcJ1p6RKmnC_0LkZwqJhUmjs9lPPfqr3cGyaRV_TUZGQiQgmWtqmuFsceFSn8bU9yx-8gZOT5_j8M8kujrOKminaAToGAMo/s1600-h/Picture+242.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLoDy_jLv7ajYl-i4PQf3OXUa64_WnGXdcB_dnh9BNdnXwUcJ1p6RKmnC_0LkZwqJhUmjs9lPPfqr3cGyaRV_TUZGQiQgmWtqmuFsceFSn8bU9yx-8gZOT5_j8M8kujrOKminaAToGAMo/s320/Picture+242.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387906145494178" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7-jn3QyMFTLsyjFk06LA-VcB0-PTj-gpcE81Spxnv-ZcN8sL_z4_Zxv8UBEkKb4AauQEY1gUgXaGFrmTv0wikw6SMhVfbaJUTtXjq2Ewi-nJzCzN41yjEyG1ImSDqv1j2ONo8M0wec10/s1600-h/Picture+243.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7-jn3QyMFTLsyjFk06LA-VcB0-PTj-gpcE81Spxnv-ZcN8sL_z4_Zxv8UBEkKb4AauQEY1gUgXaGFrmTv0wikw6SMhVfbaJUTtXjq2Ewi-nJzCzN41yjEyG1ImSDqv1j2ONo8M0wec10/s320/Picture+243.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387897971465634" border="0" /></a><br />Jesus, I had no idea creating zombies was so boring!<br />Wow, even my internet agreed with me, as it seems to have just cut out...actually, let me fix this..<br /><br />Man, so whilst watching this i've started to do other things, that's how boring this is.. i found this if any of you guys are interested.<br /><a href="http://img.denihilation.com/delgovatar.html"><br />http://img.denihilation.com/delgovatar.html</a><br /><br />Basically it's a screenshot comparison between James Cameron's "Avatar" trailer and the movie "Delgo" which came out last year, pretty funny/interesting..<br />Ok, let's check back in with this movie.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn-4BEpLcb6wMX5WpcG1PphO88oWzBMWMR-4nBkVlTYkx4LE3Z48IENQwk5JsUwIOb7caHJepVLcuffyDnHgIRFK0_9z3cr7z4_B_bzQXvBHuzKZiZdjUMN9tYCWbr30LDU3Fxc1H_Vs0/s1600-h/Picture+244.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn-4BEpLcb6wMX5WpcG1PphO88oWzBMWMR-4nBkVlTYkx4LE3Z48IENQwk5JsUwIOb7caHJepVLcuffyDnHgIRFK0_9z3cr7z4_B_bzQXvBHuzKZiZdjUMN9tYCWbr30LDU3Fxc1H_Vs0/s320/Picture+244.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387890726527106" border="0" /></a><br />Oh good, still making a zombie, scientist still has his right eye closed.<br />And this might possibly the LONGEST blood draining scene in history.. all one shot, that's pretty genius when I think about it..<br />I'm going to just assume there's a huge payoff at the end of this movie.<br />I can't get over how misleading this all is! What a trick!<br />The whole thing is just a load of dudes in lab coats talking to each other in monotonous tones.<br />Makes me wonder if "Dr Sex" is just a single shot for two hours of a kid reading a porno.<br /><br />Urgh, this one's back.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI5KaqyKYK_1unoWbZSMx-N16w6oBCIp4_zKv_MkINoIGJO7JrhMONfEUZc6dzt_E6UPJ2xl_hgaOG3m7AAU2d-_AdTnE1yr9Z5ONr1RggJOg4YNUa4fqhvBFBqZK_M6HIZJXv_CpoBcg/s1600-h/Picture+245.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI5KaqyKYK_1unoWbZSMx-N16w6oBCIp4_zKv_MkINoIGJO7JrhMONfEUZc6dzt_E6UPJ2xl_hgaOG3m7AAU2d-_AdTnE1yr9Z5ONr1RggJOg4YNUa4fqhvBFBqZK_M6HIZJXv_CpoBcg/s320/Picture+245.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387883586984722" border="0" /></a><br />You know, i have no idea what the storyline with her in the restaurant even was about,..<br /><br />HOLY CRAP!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVoFnigpA3ymB-ENpu-hF7PQlHs0YKaC_k2UCnbVSK9n0J5_MGf0KtFp8TosoLlQIrGmmqAJMZEGR-mzeTJd1lX2Pk6wScsyl9wnwyz2lsiZ5Ae-N2-KYjBSYB329m1PDTUnq3XjdJWKU/s1600-h/Picture+247.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVoFnigpA3ymB-ENpu-hF7PQlHs0YKaC_k2UCnbVSK9n0J5_MGf0KtFp8TosoLlQIrGmmqAJMZEGR-mzeTJd1lX2Pk6wScsyl9wnwyz2lsiZ5Ae-N2-KYjBSYB329m1PDTUnq3XjdJWKU/s320/Picture+247.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387874589157426" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNVnxKqEDHhMVivE-4l7ITVcm_Bl4eXXQO7Z6Sfa7xRKkPV_rIyNVXRlyaWggAz-fBtViV9rrMzb3_m-cAZnEqlaf4NBUB6PFFLqoNeBGnD_QWTEanVP-q1-5V9II-IPTVfcyFOSKtwTw/s1600-h/Picture+248.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNVnxKqEDHhMVivE-4l7ITVcm_Bl4eXXQO7Z6Sfa7xRKkPV_rIyNVXRlyaWggAz-fBtViV9rrMzb3_m-cAZnEqlaf4NBUB6PFFLqoNeBGnD_QWTEanVP-q1-5V9II-IPTVfcyFOSKtwTw/s320/Picture+248.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387399087454962" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyznFry34TATSmmdh4n96A7irfLek9BatZpHg2YN5IJa_9YNCrudnonrZjG9gsODIwF8ZePV12DIc9sqf_Rb9WhM7-ds60XYub8t3lGyWCYVs-lqD0XZipNvrgI5mZnyjL_YPvWlUYMqM/s1600-h/Picture+249.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyznFry34TATSmmdh4n96A7irfLek9BatZpHg2YN5IJa_9YNCrudnonrZjG9gsODIwF8ZePV12DIc9sqf_Rb9WhM7-ds60XYub8t3lGyWCYVs-lqD0XZipNvrgI5mZnyjL_YPvWlUYMqM/s320/Picture+249.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387390019064178" border="0" /></a><br />Wow. That was some kind of a payoff I guess, Astro Zombie fondling some female scientist side boob..<br /><br />Now this is happening.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaIuXAqxMAtAFSXKziyAIeSX_Y3zXsSKkphKvdIqzOM2qX6k4cCNh9mO8H22R-g-BtgvjlsOMeo9OMpn38nt9whxy4aW_7DQIQHZGBuXXS5fWD6nfNFhJnEDQcK8gDDlqS_Fgaifjj-XE/s1600-h/Picture+250.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaIuXAqxMAtAFSXKziyAIeSX_Y3zXsSKkphKvdIqzOM2qX6k4cCNh9mO8H22R-g-BtgvjlsOMeo9OMpn38nt9whxy4aW_7DQIQHZGBuXXS5fWD6nfNFhJnEDQcK8gDDlqS_Fgaifjj-XE/s320/Picture+250.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387379506046450" border="0" /></a><br />If you're lost amongst all of this, so am I.. so am I.<br /><br />At least things have picked up now, and I don't have to search for James Cameron trailers whilst watching this.<br />Actually, whilst I'm on this subject, does anyone think 'Avatar' looks a lot like Star Wars Episode 1 : The Phantom Menace?<br />The worst thing is, as unforgivable a movie that was, at least it was Star Wars. There's nothing to forgive Cameron's effort featuring cgi blue aliens riding winged creatures whilst shooting flame throwers. Wow, that description actually made me kind of like it..<br /><br />This girl is still dancing by the way.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOlmB6LTczGGDsPcYxx1vsjOWnW2HFkfu4cb6QO69Ya_WDouPD3r4Alv8CbUBqwkM1h7xWjBMabq2DnEl3cjYrKaQq2vAn1-DlC1hhPIYEyCdHRdH91jISmZahN3AobqX-9_F-M-_LLh4/s1600-h/Picture+252.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOlmB6LTczGGDsPcYxx1vsjOWnW2HFkfu4cb6QO69Ya_WDouPD3r4Alv8CbUBqwkM1h7xWjBMabq2DnEl3cjYrKaQq2vAn1-DlC1hhPIYEyCdHRdH91jISmZahN3AobqX-9_F-M-_LLh4/s320/Picture+252.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387377264376898" border="0" /></a><br />Still naked and covered in paint.<br /><br />That's how long each scene is in this movie.<br />I have time to think, write, search, write, think, write and a scene still hasn't even played out, in fact, a shot usually hasn't even played out.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjpvkNNzokwU82h1AuMftMV0-EZ2g-jVJ6qWdfaJQYLu7-utNM-B0ipVTk4ukJkrrv50c6Z58HGi2qqxWYzM-lgoRAb48B3vXc74yXMNhLb2ENx9bt_mCgOx34mrn_yGt6Ha2VJV6bTGU/s1600-h/Picture+253.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjpvkNNzokwU82h1AuMftMV0-EZ2g-jVJ6qWdfaJQYLu7-utNM-B0ipVTk4ukJkrrv50c6Z58HGi2qqxWYzM-lgoRAb48B3vXc74yXMNhLb2ENx9bt_mCgOx34mrn_yGt6Ha2VJV6bTGU/s320/Picture+253.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373387368039525122" border="0" /></a><br />Oh, she's done.<br /><br />These guys loved it!<br /><br />"I love that chick!"<br />Hah! Best line of the movie!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpQWw3sWsooXDkqv2FwBu4Ob_2SppBy0CKTedPwMb1LxT7YBGEDIwCvg8wlY-mcMIP2rBvj0Elt-yCYPCnxqybdq9nfx7RLFDvLFc-LePH0ImOHso5358gUKjLrbR2-kHX6kjcr__kKzo/s1600-h/Picture+254.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpQWw3sWsooXDkqv2FwBu4Ob_2SppBy0CKTedPwMb1LxT7YBGEDIwCvg8wlY-mcMIP2rBvj0Elt-yCYPCnxqybdq9nfx7RLFDvLFc-LePH0ImOHso5358gUKjLrbR2-kHX6kjcr__kKzo/s320/Picture+254.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373386703480328498" border="0" /></a><br />Is this the weirdest scene in cinema?<br />Quite possibly.. where the hell are those god damn Astro Zombies? Why is the detective playing with his fork and spoon!?<br /><br />I'm only half way through.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimv_te_Cx_2JJIJfp2r2kV02xApeXL_obv2a-M3cFV3STpTxZiX5UeXejGygBUv6Ar-GHLRNz3H_ZCi5-XRVB_JOxe3gZssxwJ8Xm8p3VrGbDbe6KWG7NKFd5n3QmWtaV2R8Uy9m_Ed3Y/s1600-h/Picture+255.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimv_te_Cx_2JJIJfp2r2kV02xApeXL_obv2a-M3cFV3STpTxZiX5UeXejGygBUv6Ar-GHLRNz3H_ZCi5-XRVB_JOxe3gZssxwJ8Xm8p3VrGbDbe6KWG7NKFd5n3QmWtaV2R8Uy9m_Ed3Y/s320/Picture+255.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373386694368805218" border="0" /></a><br />You know, I think Tura's only said about two lines in this whole movie, and I still don't quite understand her role in all of this, maybe it's my own fault for not paying well enough attention.<br />But it's soo hard!!?<br /><br />I go away for just over a week on thursday, this is what's playing on my mind right now, the escapism aspect of cinema has been shattered, and i'm not intent on homing in on logistics and plans for the week ahead, thank you very much Astro Fucking Zombies. How has an hour gone by and I've only seen two! The first of which was right at the start of the movie. They barely deserve to even pluralize the title!<br /><br />I'm too un motivated to screen grab what just happened.<br />But that Tura broad just shot a couple dudes. There you go, do you feel like you've watched it?<br /><br />Oh no, we're back in the lab again.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA5ptnXeiVmHAarJD73QRDeffb7rF_Z03ONldXjt4nz7WL8tHr3_ZsO0swrlKRtHH_XMZyguRTtizyLxvKy96rTGM-XNT0IlyGbSYOs3yVYPXbsUx-DQhzFSnDWCJPPfzlrarSf8O3src/s1600-h/Picture+256.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA5ptnXeiVmHAarJD73QRDeffb7rF_Z03ONldXjt4nz7WL8tHr3_ZsO0swrlKRtHH_XMZyguRTtizyLxvKy96rTGM-XNT0IlyGbSYOs3yVYPXbsUx-DQhzFSnDWCJPPfzlrarSf8O3src/s320/Picture+256.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373386686072141730" border="0" /></a><br />I'm guessing this is the scientist girl from earlier? So hold on.. let me just get this straight. The Astro Zombies go out, and find victims, for the scientists to cut up, and make into more Astro Zombies..that's one hell of a vicious circle. I wonder if M*A*S*H bro had time to really plot this one out before setting pen to paper.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtOOxUnRpz5nI3svYQ0fCMAVFDk-Bevf0TJPIKkx4OtFusqWmZO-8zIHDJoe5SEqe9x2IAOHd4i-wWBfjHmkvwO-y34swORHBb0hlYnmS1tv0ArSdHJJLsWdWl3ZcAa6p7FejS9DVNaGE/s1600-h/Picture+257.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtOOxUnRpz5nI3svYQ0fCMAVFDk-Bevf0TJPIKkx4OtFusqWmZO-8zIHDJoe5SEqe9x2IAOHd4i-wWBfjHmkvwO-y34swORHBb0hlYnmS1tv0ArSdHJJLsWdWl3ZcAa6p7FejS9DVNaGE/s320/Picture+257.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373386679707028050" border="0" /></a><br />No exaggeration, there was just a three minute silence whilst these lab bro's played around with equipment. Pure silence.. and yes, he's still closing his right eye.<br /><br />I'm so upset, I was willing for this movie to be enjoyable in some form at least..<br />But no, it's this guy reading in his uninterested voice every five minutes...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBpZWX9Y9Cd-y88oC69SWfliXq_vM5maaKHpiUfRGUIkv0APXUImeb_yoH53tASwJzXn2t9f4TzDB-RR8ux0j4qQil3wUN2PtjxTtbxDhdD5nP0aBb1Q7iDqRmqqw5VGdXyK8G0BMZWBY/s1600-h/Picture+258.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBpZWX9Y9Cd-y88oC69SWfliXq_vM5maaKHpiUfRGUIkv0APXUImeb_yoH53tASwJzXn2t9f4TzDB-RR8ux0j4qQil3wUN2PtjxTtbxDhdD5nP0aBb1Q7iDqRmqqw5VGdXyK8G0BMZWBY/s320/Picture+258.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373386673222537538" border="0" /></a><br />I want to die.<br />If i'd only shown you this one screen grab above, would you EVER assume it was from a movie titled "Astro Zombies"?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipKpl7GlIj66v9EIlNmVewJ5mtbTfsXUe1EfeyBuiqiIUiKQ2br-LoslFCgH9tIzCg7iKc5j7RaOuwY3Src9ZqmjFwke9MblT-LKNGOGf9lO5ENbfnHwoHUFq_H5lMtk76PlkReG6PGPI/s1600-h/Picture+260.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipKpl7GlIj66v9EIlNmVewJ5mtbTfsXUe1EfeyBuiqiIUiKQ2br-LoslFCgH9tIzCg7iKc5j7RaOuwY3Src9ZqmjFwke9MblT-LKNGOGf9lO5ENbfnHwoHUFq_H5lMtk76PlkReG6PGPI/s320/Picture+260.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385698295459746" border="0" /></a><br />Oh, well this makes three Astro Zombies.. maybe they could re title the movie "A Few Astro Zombies".<br />I'd never looked closely (well, I only had two times to try!) at the mask for the Astro Zombies, it's quite clearly just a plastic helmet.<br />So upsetting... so so upsetting.<br /><br />They seem intent on trying to strip the girls they attack, well, both of them anyway.<br /><br />Wow, this one escaped!<br />But is now crying like a fucking horse. I think it was overdubbed...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL_hQPChmKoJwEOc8lxNBD4GClSkUR5Y5dPpqlPeY74g-8TGw6DTr6mb22mpCaFq9du-c_158cOTrhn2Eeox51H8weFO_lz2Kuxmt0f8CauemgdW3kQUomgTsBMZgFMvzpLuPUiOlqX1A/s1600-h/Picture+262.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL_hQPChmKoJwEOc8lxNBD4GClSkUR5Y5dPpqlPeY74g-8TGw6DTr6mb22mpCaFq9du-c_158cOTrhn2Eeox51H8weFO_lz2Kuxmt0f8CauemgdW3kQUomgTsBMZgFMvzpLuPUiOlqX1A/s320/Picture+262.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385687034748658" border="0" /></a><br />"The Astro Man got away..."<br /><br />Hold on, wait a second, what did he just call him? Someone needs to inform this guy the title of the movie.<br /><br />So far, Tura has a higher kill count than any Astro Zombie/Man.<br />And that;s whether you include by hand, gunshot, or ordering one of her cronies to do it for her.<br />And yes, this girl is still on the table.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5ZT3X-Zf0vdVKaxygdYeeZHi7G-gfqG7U-KRc2nC2z9WIFuNzyf4h2_XRUjE3GJDT-ULMjrEqLaI4ffHFyKIBWBtafN0Tre5GNwpm4Lu9QJeNFpz_lFConpKUIGDBcfglYy4DuU0tA1E/s1600-h/Picture+263.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5ZT3X-Zf0vdVKaxygdYeeZHi7G-gfqG7U-KRc2nC2z9WIFuNzyf4h2_XRUjE3GJDT-ULMjrEqLaI4ffHFyKIBWBtafN0Tre5GNwpm4Lu9QJeNFpz_lFConpKUIGDBcfglYy4DuU0tA1E/s320/Picture+263.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385682326324482" border="0" /></a><br />Not long left now, I wonder what the climax will be.<br />I'm still holding out for a payoff of some kind.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMXihj-ZtpsqE_oHF_t2HLwrTjw0ruqDYOc1IiTuIUj0ZdT0hkk8fjwXGWw_wBJ4KAlp_2_mhTOqvafaQf3B1NSsMBSFBC5p5HUijyWMwQPI2y7YTgs3XK3za4UD28eIXr7tLTGmLeq1A/s1600-h/Picture+264.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMXihj-ZtpsqE_oHF_t2HLwrTjw0ruqDYOc1IiTuIUj0ZdT0hkk8fjwXGWw_wBJ4KAlp_2_mhTOqvafaQf3B1NSsMBSFBC5p5HUijyWMwQPI2y7YTgs3XK3za4UD28eIXr7tLTGmLeq1A/s320/Picture+264.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385676112680578" border="0" /></a><br />OH!<br />CLIMAX.<br />Here we go ten minutes left.<br />The two worlds collide! I wonder how this will play out!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjifInIlU-XcWNBvCROp-nPqG-UODvg63ujvF_eqh5eg9_9AoSq9vLZ7bwWG6NrYSVa1Bv12HqPCeqatzDMOb_Bymo8mdl-jcnx1zVv7n3f3S35N_9liNCFjaaPRBoTyumeyo3ET5hqkPM/s1600-h/Picture+265.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjifInIlU-XcWNBvCROp-nPqG-UODvg63ujvF_eqh5eg9_9AoSq9vLZ7bwWG6NrYSVa1Bv12HqPCeqatzDMOb_Bymo8mdl-jcnx1zVv7n3f3S35N_9liNCFjaaPRBoTyumeyo3ET5hqkPM/s320/Picture+265.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385666300790514" border="0" /></a><br />INJURED ASTRO ZOMBIE!!!<br />Running around with a torch in his head, what a "bright spark"... (i'm sorry).<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF5Cur-1HO_-62gYYWkvqzhUrZcimzj_FfJFvWcjy20wr2BBL05UGa1pxhyphenhyphenDlJxRfWlWQ2V_XqQtnP0creyJVaNj9jfNhjCI0MGF76dUKdo-cu8cmGqZpBwx1lCqMtF9TG9OAHBz9UGv0/s1600-h/Picture+267.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF5Cur-1HO_-62gYYWkvqzhUrZcimzj_FfJFvWcjy20wr2BBL05UGa1pxhyphenhyphenDlJxRfWlWQ2V_XqQtnP0creyJVaNj9jfNhjCI0MGF76dUKdo-cu8cmGqZpBwx1lCqMtF9TG9OAHBz9UGv0/s320/Picture+267.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385208915855090" border="0" /></a><br />Urgh, obviously 5 minutes of these ten minutes is them talking..<br /><br />Holy shit! Look who's now joined the party!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0xoXgdnvgcd9tcTtD4jB7zRq4FoTDgaJaDuOefodNgzEyOSdyOpv4GXWgl_hyphenhyphenmz1CSyF3EIX7wpM5e91sQKLgeY73WUuPHN_j_ClVAa2eUgVFcjtHc5-A93RwkYVrgqhlcyWwiVCdlVg/s1600-h/Picture+268.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0xoXgdnvgcd9tcTtD4jB7zRq4FoTDgaJaDuOefodNgzEyOSdyOpv4GXWgl_hyphenhyphenmz1CSyF3EIX7wpM5e91sQKLgeY73WUuPHN_j_ClVAa2eUgVFcjtHc5-A93RwkYVrgqhlcyWwiVCdlVg/s320/Picture+268.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385198593266450" border="0" /></a><br />So it turns out the climax is a few feeble gunshots and Astro Bro running around with a machete hacking people up.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8BfpMdlBnAkY0Lh7NGVGLG2tKmtZB-amwO4nW6RDxPIZIL0O3dOe7rDIpm57AdMIcadILTJPPinm2NyqmE475L4LVc50DCP8XkfKFS9ul9Y-l7q_rU-MZuvA56w41NSamuJDYbbfOIlo/s1600-h/Picture+272.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8BfpMdlBnAkY0Lh7NGVGLG2tKmtZB-amwO4nW6RDxPIZIL0O3dOe7rDIpm57AdMIcadILTJPPinm2NyqmE475L4LVc50DCP8XkfKFS9ul9Y-l7q_rU-MZuvA56w41NSamuJDYbbfOIlo/s320/Picture+272.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385190789371730" border="0" /></a><br />Then eventually electrocuting this annoying broad.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN2_byrtkQz9gfkmFV5DXM-2n2sMw-213FfgXtlXrfNnone6OT-c1xZHqx2roZmtKj6jQ3_J3Bda0po-FTs37LSOnYhG8ZRQRbyXoeJB-qmqNh9bapfobIKuIUvpXFsSiztbuvnV0NCr8/s1600-h/Picture+273.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN2_byrtkQz9gfkmFV5DXM-2n2sMw-213FfgXtlXrfNnone6OT-c1xZHqx2roZmtKj6jQ3_J3Bda0po-FTs37LSOnYhG8ZRQRbyXoeJB-qmqNh9bapfobIKuIUvpXFsSiztbuvnV0NCr8/s320/Picture+273.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385187975463186" border="0" /></a><br />Then more shots of the robots from the title sequence.<br /><br />I'm cool with that.<br />Good Movie!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My Thoughts On This Movie Summed Up In One Screen Grab</span> :<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZZDm_aJjKxT918CWGGKZYVuRRHlFyQ4QxrIHGhpEU3MTBSnYLzVAokQQYjJbqeZEobrGluYuXmuvEDYIhMRaCCF46LxSvXlrvstgHi2rDFwULYpDAu173XYnC3Ed2rTxuXExyVO5JqZY/s1600-h/Picture+271.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZZDm_aJjKxT918CWGGKZYVuRRHlFyQ4QxrIHGhpEU3MTBSnYLzVAokQQYjJbqeZEobrGluYuXmuvEDYIhMRaCCF46LxSvXlrvstgHi2rDFwULYpDAu173XYnC3Ed2rTxuXExyVO5JqZY/s320/Picture+271.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373385171440789378" border="0" /></a>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-11411892186736455782009-08-23T08:52:00.001-07:002009-08-23T09:32:12.738-07:0099. In The MixIt's 8 am on a friday morning. I woke up roughly an hour ago to the title sequence of "The Man With One Red Shoe" playing on my laptop, The 80's movie in which Tom Hanks plays a classical violinist who is falsely 'bugged' due to a confusion leading him to be perceived as a terrorist. Yes it's a comedy..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwG-LQeek-9qi76d88I-rExXRONswQ8td355AeezfkScZkBXOv4PoPLKXYIDtSvPoQQ6F2yJ0uWdCq4lFZrpAd_CwAyBzToH0HSZVcRVSQ_2fR9l6AbG-xCEAG-EtlrYLDQidak-82rUs/s1600-h/in_the_mix_ver2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwG-LQeek-9qi76d88I-rExXRONswQ8td355AeezfkScZkBXOv4PoPLKXYIDtSvPoQQ6F2yJ0uWdCq4lFZrpAd_CwAyBzToH0HSZVcRVSQ_2fR9l6AbG-xCEAG-EtlrYLDQidak-82rUs/s320/in_the_mix_ver2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373187857749927218" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">"In The Mix" 23 November 2005</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tagline</span> : <span style="font-style: italic;">"Everyone Wants A Piece Of The Action."<br /><br /></span>Headaches and back aches aside, the next film on the list is Ron Underwood's 2005 return to directing, "In The Mix". Self proclaimed Crime Romantic Comedy Caper starring Usher as the lead role, Sloan from "Entourage" (Emmanuelle Chriqui, or as my girlfriend might know her as, the slutty teacher from season two of Gossip Girl) as the female lead, and what i'm going to assume is the 'weight' of this movie, actor Chazz Palminteri from The Usual Suspects.<br /><br />As always, I have to delve into the directors past, and it seems. This time. I need to bow down and pay some respects.<br /><br />Ron Underwood wrote and directed "Tremors".<br /><br />I feel almost obliged to just end everything here. Give him the benefit of the doubt.. it's not as if he particularly had anything to do with the sequels either. So no reputation dents are to suffice there.<br />He also directed "Mighty Joe Young" which would be his final feature film before he started directing odd episodes of "Monk", "Boston Legal" and "Ugly Betty".<br /><br />I wonder what prompted the return to cinema? Was the script too good to turn down? Maybe.<br /><br />I should add (for comical and also incidental purposes) that in front of me I have Usher's Patented Body Lotion.<br />My girlfriend works at a magazine where such things are left un-wanted (can you even imagine!?) so as a joke/lovely sentiment she took it for me.<br />The thing is, it's honestly the best lotion i've ever used, it's incredible. Of course. Why wouldn't it be? It's the equivalent of Justin Timberlake breath mints being the best in the world.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plot</span> : It's always a real sign when not even the wikipedia page for a movie has the plot written out.<br />Anyway., the basic premise of "In The Mix" is that a famous DJ (played by Usher) named DJ Darrel (really?) accidentally saves a mobster, as his payment, he then has to look after the mobsters daughter (I smell 'Bodyguard'?), Sloan from 'Entourage'. (Some payment!!)<br /><br />The funniest thing is, I know that after this movie came out and got completely obliterated, Usher decided to take on the role of Billy Flynn in 'Chicago', as a way of proving his worth again. There must be nothing worse than being literally the best in one field, for a long time, then going back to where you actually started from, and being completely obliterated by critics because of it.<br /><br />Anyway, on with the show, let me just get my box of ritz first.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Analysis</span> : I wish I could some how explain what the title sequence music is.. i really wish I could. I know that in this movie's IMDB under genre it does also list "Music", obviously after "Crime" and "Comedy", but before "Romance".<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS8HmdOMQ24bIcuGQKnEq9f1M-HQb63EPHh1HAvrFVgafY0MX1SXhxFKg908kmsaRYz6p4xYq_Br2zecB5oKhJRbwjzN4gkpWGHQ6fci2fbx7AY0IhLfUFWY5kBnwbcymyvcvnB-bLcE4/s1600-h/capture1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS8HmdOMQ24bIcuGQKnEq9f1M-HQb63EPHh1HAvrFVgafY0MX1SXhxFKg908kmsaRYz6p4xYq_Br2zecB5oKhJRbwjzN4gkpWGHQ6fci2fbx7AY0IhLfUFWY5kBnwbcymyvcvnB-bLcE4/s320/capture1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373187741280212594" border="0" /></a><br />It sounds like "Fruity Loops" samples! This movie was made in 2005, hadn't Usher already dropped "Yeah"! by that point? I don't understand!!!!! Ok, i'll actually press play now..<br /><br />Ok, so i've had to pause it, this is faster than I paused "Chairman Of The Board". The reason, i've paused it, is because over the top of the "Lionsgate" multicoloured Helvetica logo, a child like female south london voice has stated for me to "Make Way For The S.O.VEEEEEEE."<br />Ladies and Gentlemen .. Lady Soverign.<br /><br />I have this thing in movies, where I can tell who's a villain or who's a gangster by quite how bad/clear their skin is.<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB5VBWyikgmkJJgfdENpjDq4O2dh_sF1ezcK7bEUOcJ7Gf3JxFwYc93rodaGGKloOK2tmgGiYnBlKgmXTt4z1mIGs0m0ENBy_P7QuRR1ES6HXezVAwTroM9vCAaGXZzed2_m3pOqf-Z-8/s1600-h/capture2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB5VBWyikgmkJJgfdENpjDq4O2dh_sF1ezcK7bEUOcJ7Gf3JxFwYc93rodaGGKloOK2tmgGiYnBlKgmXTt4z1mIGs0m0ENBy_P7QuRR1ES6HXezVAwTroM9vCAaGXZzed2_m3pOqf-Z-8/s320/capture2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373190239849750786" border="0" /></a><br />1 minute 9 seconds in, Lady Soverign is instructing everyone in the club to get tipsy, and this 'dude' is taking it as a literal instructions. WHERE THE HELL IS DJ DARREL?!!?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-xFJgPVC6jStj61oWGAMsuJKJ2hSdPiThfsUZhdFr8GGRX09iPvPnAIAy14dqKeXaxHDUq_JBxdh4HBCWl5tnp1mt5Gvot2ay7u8uuUpNPzKh1PRRDXSwyjVjOF2N0gUxD_4GPYbQuq8/s1600-h/capture3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-xFJgPVC6jStj61oWGAMsuJKJ2hSdPiThfsUZhdFr8GGRX09iPvPnAIAy14dqKeXaxHDUq_JBxdh4HBCWl5tnp1mt5Gvot2ay7u8uuUpNPzKh1PRRDXSwyjVjOF2N0gUxD_4GPYbQuq8/s320/capture3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373190581161662354" border="0" /></a><br />Found him.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGdJD3G8nfmAnjkgDVvyFBbbUDPAAX5c2-ASZvHxl660RNf7VkYtq_e2G97jluymYk2TDoae5BDH1xlUXCQS5o9Hfpg8ybNPen1jE1aYVsZ8ZHFA136CPG7zxOvRqMB-euKUj46eW9n1A/s1600-h/capture4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGdJD3G8nfmAnjkgDVvyFBbbUDPAAX5c2-ASZvHxl660RNf7VkYtq_e2G97jluymYk2TDoae5BDH1xlUXCQS5o9Hfpg8ybNPen1jE1aYVsZ8ZHFA136CPG7zxOvRqMB-euKUj46eW9n1A/s320/capture4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373190820413112450" border="0" /></a><br />Usher's first line of the movie... "OH, Where Brooklyn At?" So I guess the movie's set in New York, I just assumed it took place in the kind of town where "She's All That" or "Can't Hardly Wait" took place, but logistically, this movie is about "Gangsters"... (Ellipse Ellipse...)<br /><br />I wish you could see quite how on form DJ Darrel is right now.."Ya'll ready for this?" No, i'm really not! But i'm sure these guys are!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZwCQISvhS_7ZQtL6DIOkAQMFfcrqSjtoQNZGBnRTjGjzFlmA-ywsuOF9R3n6S1vKRPo7JNZamgSgtsR1dmKN8jLLcYmT3fz7LOcTiuu7MRPE1WN0S4pjBMwgClxQBiHcUeTp3mOSuKuA/s1600-h/capture5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZwCQISvhS_7ZQtL6DIOkAQMFfcrqSjtoQNZGBnRTjGjzFlmA-ywsuOF9R3n6S1vKRPo7JNZamgSgtsR1dmKN8jLLcYmT3fz7LOcTiuu7MRPE1WN0S4pjBMwgClxQBiHcUeTp3mOSuKuA/s320/capture5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373191226190552754" border="0" /></a><br />I was wondering who the overactive "Str8 Clownin'" black dude would be in this movie..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP0FoJK_1LF-_wtacT_6Y62D2Wlkl4Fm8RMYChyphenhyphenRB4AgBK9slfBcoxlzS5nSnSaHU0P1FgvUI5WC9L75coRadN5h5zLvJ05kQQ0ba5bdLvGT3lHvGDQhS9-wRkS0SqN_fMlWvRSEnlPgk/s1600-h/capture16.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP0FoJK_1LF-_wtacT_6Y62D2Wlkl4Fm8RMYChyphenhyphenRB4AgBK9slfBcoxlzS5nSnSaHU0P1FgvUI5WC9L75coRadN5h5zLvJ05kQQ0ba5bdLvGT3lHvGDQhS9-wRkS0SqN_fMlWvRSEnlPgk/s320/capture16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373191565310588754" border="0" /></a><br />Ok, sorry.. i've only got to 2:49 of this movie... i'll digress..<br />It really feels like the 90's in this club.. maybe it's a 'throwback' party..<br />Overactive Black Dude has just stated to Usher how psyched he is for the "Fly Honeys" in the club tonight. Obviously Overactive Black Dude has a high pitched voice, akin to Chris Tucker, Chris Rock, e.t.c... oh, by the way. These are the "fly honeys" in question.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP6qZrO1vDMJUGO-Myb8zIjOjTQ-Uml7eYmiObnBIGtpTVg7W-FqdfQzBLlgyZ95uawk4ypCdvkwAlPwShcYVHZAIp1361RAsPbcczU3hrZSRmNQyhlbIU-yqSs3vmrxc7UIInRGytx-8/s1600-h/capture7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP6qZrO1vDMJUGO-Myb8zIjOjTQ-Uml7eYmiObnBIGtpTVg7W-FqdfQzBLlgyZ95uawk4ypCdvkwAlPwShcYVHZAIp1361RAsPbcczU3hrZSRmNQyhlbIU-yqSs3vmrxc7UIInRGytx-8/s320/capture7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373191820476659090" border="0" /></a><br />Is this movie rascist? I'm wondering.. seriously, it's like a 101 in the worst of ebonics.<br />Oh, just as I said that, this guy turned up.. I don't know if this strengthens or weakens my case..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0yJjyi8lqtigMn4LSyoXy_mLtfMfHBmyO8UVPZCAJa86t9O9gb81mB3HlPCM3Rhw_P-6W8OYfimRw1tsSOaIeOfnW1W2GlRTdUI7EyLZMHD576-Qg17z423JGvuEgMhNH9iP4D8FY49U/s1600-h/capture8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0yJjyi8lqtigMn4LSyoXy_mLtfMfHBmyO8UVPZCAJa86t9O9gb81mB3HlPCM3Rhw_P-6W8OYfimRw1tsSOaIeOfnW1W2GlRTdUI7EyLZMHD576-Qg17z423JGvuEgMhNH9iP4D8FY49U/s320/capture8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373192062980895314" border="0" /></a><br />I'm so glad he just said "Fo Shizzle".<br />I think my "Ritz" are playing up.<br />I can't do this.. please, please, no more.. WHAT!?!?<br />I literally took my eyes from the screen for 4 seconds... and now..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDFx-7UgPRPyccCM1nBhsychnv8aAnZvj3eVnsq3qNC5u9EAHQ0sNq8qlqQgcan_di3nCkA9qe7Bh1NmKmkAQqOjO5EMXQAhfXd0ow-ImkxoM84QRkeCg1yDIKeyzixxU0v0tgAhNAoQM/s1600-h/capture9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDFx-7UgPRPyccCM1nBhsychnv8aAnZvj3eVnsq3qNC5u9EAHQ0sNq8qlqQgcan_di3nCkA9qe7Bh1NmKmkAQqOjO5EMXQAhfXd0ow-ImkxoM84QRkeCg1yDIKeyzixxU0v0tgAhNAoQM/s320/capture9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373192272004828306" border="0" /></a><br />"Oh Darrel!"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBn-zGmBmaz-ZkTUz1GBe9VyTWNnfCaZATx2UYhW4aHlaVTEoADl9h-mTprskdav7kcg-K2sojR2dl8KXZxNqMX8f1F_aPnTXQwk3kcdfXqqe-o24ZleiyZnMw1gMihcbW7AHcHRkwgDM/s1600-h/capture10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBn-zGmBmaz-ZkTUz1GBe9VyTWNnfCaZATx2UYhW4aHlaVTEoADl9h-mTprskdav7kcg-K2sojR2dl8KXZxNqMX8f1F_aPnTXQwk3kcdfXqqe-o24ZleiyZnMw1gMihcbW7AHcHRkwgDM/s320/capture10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373192456084357618" border="0" /></a><br />"The babysitter fell asleep watching "G-String Divas'"... I actually quite like that line.<br /><br />Wait wait wait, ok, so what's just happened is DJ Darrel met a girl in a club, takes her home, this young girl who was being babysat, turns up and says.."What happened to Pamela?"<br />Then the girl DJ Darrel took home, gets angry, and leaves... ok, just making sure.. glad to know there are some standards still left in the world.. I should add that up until this point Ushers acting is as solid as his designer stubble, and by solid i mean wooden.<br /><br />Scrolling transitions between scenes make my life worth living.<br /><br />"I'm trying to get my own studio going, like Atlantic Records, back in the day."<br /><br />Hold on, where's the designer stubble gone?!!?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPXp3rXMGCadmzAD-dNEODAPB0hpnV0CTBnnE_tD_cCALZlIQFtM7Nt8BlXhS6YDY4Iic4uyhtWZMo02CmeNkqyLazftIer9SJg9OpMrkZctnlUhsixVm4duPGhUzscDHXFjWyBPQdGGY/s1600-h/capture11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPXp3rXMGCadmzAD-dNEODAPB0hpnV0CTBnnE_tD_cCALZlIQFtM7Nt8BlXhS6YDY4Iic4uyhtWZMo02CmeNkqyLazftIer9SJg9OpMrkZctnlUhsixVm4duPGhUzscDHXFjWyBPQdGGY/s320/capture11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373193072799396210" border="0" /></a><br />Hi Storm.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI2d5lgd_UZ1eQfL8mlUHPf8PESDUkMpH87PLDURp8H5tubUvuymJ6qTvNtA92dCblk1eVzC99teaRQwsMkWB7rsuMhmeqJtXxf_L61hp0Qf1L-9kV5LpqSSKqu62xjX9mQXpdi9fjgIw/s1600-h/capture12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI2d5lgd_UZ1eQfL8mlUHPf8PESDUkMpH87PLDURp8H5tubUvuymJ6qTvNtA92dCblk1eVzC99teaRQwsMkWB7rsuMhmeqJtXxf_L61hp0Qf1L-9kV5LpqSSKqu62xjX9mQXpdi9fjgIw/s320/capture12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373193497641156914" border="0" /></a><br />"Daddy, I missed you soo much".<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDYvY0VIfBRLn1ASmoHaN663QZxF77iBjUVRHnozlcp3dGFkyP-_CsvPkzgVlhW2dt-p7h_0cxR_2PF4csjwugp4hFImHFOyszs3Z04RScryaLFZDL0-i4SoNMiUAFbJobFVWROss-1NI/s1600-h/capture13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDYvY0VIfBRLn1ASmoHaN663QZxF77iBjUVRHnozlcp3dGFkyP-_CsvPkzgVlhW2dt-p7h_0cxR_2PF4csjwugp4hFImHFOyszs3Z04RScryaLFZDL0-i4SoNMiUAFbJobFVWROss-1NI/s320/capture13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373193704197902514" border="0" /></a><br />Jesus, fucking christ... ok, so the moment, in which DJ Darrell saves the mobster's life just happened.<br />Literally, it consisted of, Usher staring aimlessly into space, which we're then shown is in fact at a car pulling up outside, in slow motion, with "serious" music playing over the top of the "dance" music...then the gun being pulled out from the car window, and DJ Darrell screaming.. well, saying.. "Gun." before leaping (falling) in front of the Mobster boss, taking the hit.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1SlUPswVBQftcnPxc09HErmCjKufrjYiF8mlx7eFjYNP8EJ950Pj41Qq5_ck2NckMZIyoVSPFzLAh5d-0Su4XOr_9miijqfrmYsyznLJmUZ0oCNRuV4P4x2l_QdXMF7QC2OxesFOwhMY/s1600-h/capture14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1SlUPswVBQftcnPxc09HErmCjKufrjYiF8mlx7eFjYNP8EJ950Pj41Qq5_ck2NckMZIyoVSPFzLAh5d-0Su4XOr_9miijqfrmYsyznLJmUZ0oCNRuV4P4x2l_QdXMF7QC2OxesFOwhMY/s320/capture14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373194102836644994" border="0" /></a><br />Life, saved.<br />I almost wish (for many reasons) this was the end of this movie. Perhaps it's a documentary on the danger of taking Corporate Dj gigs.. the final still of said documentary would be this.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUEx6BVAlwN5mIF1fvyUgzHSTVnOaKlLqzFyK8uBeGRjsAnm8VcOfo2wo-dRm60dZG_P64-ZGeCY_s4NRCu9dUAMdGGNGrLA78Mk7BOFnxBwcVU8eZdim-qgqV1uYM37UFUgW6fAqmyfA/s1600-h/capture15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUEx6BVAlwN5mIF1fvyUgzHSTVnOaKlLqzFyK8uBeGRjsAnm8VcOfo2wo-dRm60dZG_P64-ZGeCY_s4NRCu9dUAMdGGNGrLA78Mk7BOFnxBwcVU8eZdim-qgqV1uYM37UFUgW6fAqmyfA/s320/capture15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373194340433482610" border="0" /></a><br />And a caption would appear over the top proclaiming "Stick To What You Know Kid."<br />Luckily, there's another hour and twenty minutes left of this movie.<br /><br />This guy (real name Matt Gerald, I had to look him up after watching this movie), my new favourite character. He attacks his words with the true venom of a stereotypical New York Italian Gangster middle man--- Leather Jacket + Semi Religious hand gestures = Cinematic God.<br />(P.S his name is Jackie..)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg57pPfQJj-0KbWS9p_hulStQXyhRVKZ85CKETsPU2gMqA2J5-3nsq9cqxL5y5q3qzDXUosB2kuUqG9mbJEDInexCrn2EAB71J0uoVCJiTBy4nso_-a1CPC42QG3NDXOouT67zPKjJw2Ik/s1600-h/Gerald_JS6135321.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg57pPfQJj-0KbWS9p_hulStQXyhRVKZ85CKETsPU2gMqA2J5-3nsq9cqxL5y5q3qzDXUosB2kuUqG9mbJEDInexCrn2EAB71J0uoVCJiTBy4nso_-a1CPC42QG3NDXOouT67zPKjJw2Ik/s320/Gerald_JS6135321.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373195186562200866" border="0" /></a><br />"You know how you celebrate after getting shot..go to the strip club, everybody knows that!" - Overactive High Pitched Black Dude.<br /><br />I'm sticking to my "Racist Movie" Theory...<br /><br />When are these fucking kids going to fall in love already..<br /><br />Ok, i've decided I need some backup.. so i've stopped watching this on my laptop, and decided to watch it on the living room DVD player with aid from my room mate Chris, (honorable mention, it was Chris' idea to actually do this blog.. thanks alot... )<br /><br />In the break from switching systems, I went to the store across the road to get some "Maximum Draino" to unblock our toilet.. again, the list of metaphors are endless.<br /><br />You'll be pleased to know that Usher has now been accepted as "Part of the family".. this current scene, 10 minutes long, is SO offensive..<br /><br />Let me attempt to explain part of it.<br />Usher now needs to get "New Threads" if he's going to become Sloan from Entourages bodyguard.<br /><br />Que countless culture clashes involving Usher and the mafia tailor.<br /><br />1. "What up holmes?" Usher slaps the hand of Tailor as he puts it out for a handskahe.<br /><br />2. Tailor goes down to measure Ushers pants "WOAH, hold on there, you better tell a brotha before you go around messing with his junk.."<br /><br />3. Tailor responds, "Junk? this is the finest material"..e.t.c.e.t.c.e.t.c.e.t.c....<br /><br />I think that Ron Underwood had an agenda with 90's ebonics, he then had to wait 10 years to finally take his revenge, and with it, he knew he could take down Usher a notch or two also.. this must be the case, that would explain the constant hip hop-erisms of this white kid from earlier, as a mocking side note to everyone involved in this farce.<br />Undercover Sasha Baron Cohen like intentions, hopefully...<br /><br />Sloan is doing some Tai Chi... Usher has to participate, of course... to her dismay, but alas, he is her bodyguard..<br /><br />Sloan's friend.. "Who's the new guy?"<br /><br />Sloan... "Friend of the family I got stuck with."<br /><br />Sloan's friend... "I wouldn't mind getting stuck with that!"<br /><br />The next half an hour are literally situations like that, where Sloan is annoyed at having to spend time with him, and all her friends are completely in love with him.<br />A lot of situations evolve into some Justin Long in "He's just not that into you" date guru type situation.<br /><br />"Have a bite of my pot-sticker.." Usher bites. The girls just love him I guess! It is that easy.<br /><br />Some "Meet Joe Black" shit nearly just unfolded in the rain, For a DJ, Usher sure knows how to save lives (last night a dj e.t.c..) Unfortunately though, Jackie is watching.. and does not trust Usher.<br /><br />I'm on team Jackie.<br /><br />Hold on, what about his DJ jobs?<br /><br />HOLY CRAP!<br />Usher and Jackie are facing off...<br /><br />Jackie just called him an Eggplant.<br /><br />An Eggplant.<br /><br />Eggplant.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNe9SqtA3KtwwUDr9NtxBC2HZkdEXPK7Xj6p3vMPkArphEDjiOLSL6c39qzfctSycnTjhjk9rkistYmAK8AT8MCZU1cd15uNpFF9c2pp4UzV9_l8s2FZQzG_VvViuyEu03m7oxR_SAAq8/s1600-h/eggplant-o-lantern.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 278px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNe9SqtA3KtwwUDr9NtxBC2HZkdEXPK7Xj6p3vMPkArphEDjiOLSL6c39qzfctSycnTjhjk9rkistYmAK8AT8MCZU1cd15uNpFF9c2pp4UzV9_l8s2FZQzG_VvViuyEu03m7oxR_SAAq8/s320/eggplant-o-lantern.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373196527538620210" border="0" /></a><br />An Eggplant.<br /><br />Guess that was the final straw, he's back to Djing again.<br /><br />Oh, i spoke to soon. POOL SCENE ANYONE!?<br />What is he thinking..if Jackie see's him..<br /><br />I don't think i've ever seen two actors with less of a chemistry, ever. EVER. It's ridiculous, as if they are both using this as their vehicles, in all senses of the term.<br /><br />Ok, more racism! I swear!!!!<br /><br />Usher's been asked to show Sloan and her 'stuffy' fiance is favourite place to eat.<br /><br />Obviously it's a fried chicken joint in the hood complete with cop car sirens..<br /><br />HOLY CRAP! Look who he bumps into there!! The girl from earlier, who he met in the club.. oh you've forgotten? Well just as well every line she ends her sentence with is "...in the club".<br />Involving such starters as "Unfinished business," "When are you back..." "Ever since I saw you.." and "I'm gonna head back, so I can get...".<br /><br />Chris raised a great point, maybe Underwood isn't racist, he's just avidly trying NOT to be... urgh.<br /><br />So they're kissing, and I can't help thinking what a dog Usher is, and what a slut Sloan is (slutty teacher from Gossip Girl).<br />I mean, her fiance isn't a bad person. He's actually a nice guy, has done nothing wrong. She was just with him, left him, and now is hooking up with Usher.<br />I hope to god Jackie kicks his ass!<br /><br />I can't do this anymore.<br />I'm going to drink my coconut water until the end of this movie..<br /><br />I can't handle the insane racial boundaries being crossed..<br /><br />Usher - we have macaroni and cheese<br />Sloan - oh we eat that with sauce<br />Usher - so you like it?<br />Sloan - yeah it ain't bad. Yeah we've had stuff like this at home... can i come to the club?<br />Usher - the club? my club, oh you won't like that...<br /><br />THEY'RE BOTH FROM NEW YORK.<br />What the fuck is happening!?!? Macaroni and cheese? Isn't that an all american past-time!?<br /><br />Well anyway, just as well they're at the club now.<br /><br />Sloan - Dance with me?<br />Usher - I can't dance<br /><br />Oh shut the fuck up. Just shut, the fuck, UP.<br /><br />I'm actually getting angry now, I can't even be motivated to take pictures from my phone.<br /><br />Urgh.<br /><br />SHIT!! at last!<br />Jackie, just turned up at the club! "Looks like someone's got jungle fever..." Pulls out gun.<br /><br />"He's got a gun!!!!!"<br /><br />Oh, they ran away so it's ok.<br /><br />I don't even know what's happening anymore. Honestly I don't, this is over. They fall in love, the end. I'll update this if ANYTHING else happens.<br /><br />Chris just said my exact sentiment.<br />"Now I get why this movie is rated so badly, because it's actually starting to piss me off."<br />I'm soo angry I can't even finish my coconut water.<br />Especially now this god awful 7 minute sex scene is happening.<br /><br />Kill Me.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My Thoughts On This Movie Summed Up In One Screen Grab </span>:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI7fD3tx79ehJ3Oc_npE5zYY2_RD5bQ4HyryePdGVLhcy7JDEqa6UDPoful_8kyNATyhDQeR63o3qpUk-FAgrWJXKul_7Ydhx88Gm1i31_LnxwubTn7p2xnWyqK8wdwtt1F1XiVwgJ76w/s1600-h/usher+underwater.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI7fD3tx79ehJ3Oc_npE5zYY2_RD5bQ4HyryePdGVLhcy7JDEqa6UDPoful_8kyNATyhDQeR63o3qpUk-FAgrWJXKul_7Ydhx88Gm1i31_LnxwubTn7p2xnWyqK8wdwtt1F1XiVwgJ76w/s320/usher+underwater.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373197471380057330" border="0" /></a><br />EDIT : Holy Crap! Jackie was the bad guy all along!!!!<br /><br />Shame he dies by a falling Disco Ball.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFdhxBhrzYpKO5e4VSEOHHs22YFN6Bktx8waNWRNH7BO9cHaL-YtSFKF8ZwWckhPuQZwSAhsrTtPa5pvuOXiYMOionvcotqR-_fSwmHrA5dXaK1BmFLOxZiK5r4Rx0m4TBnM3-NWPFWpk/s1600-h/deadbydisco.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFdhxBhrzYpKO5e4VSEOHHs22YFN6Bktx8waNWRNH7BO9cHaL-YtSFKF8ZwWckhPuQZwSAhsrTtPa5pvuOXiYMOionvcotqR-_fSwmHrA5dXaK1BmFLOxZiK5r4Rx0m4TBnM3-NWPFWpk/s320/deadbydisco.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373197725334449138" border="0" /></a><br />Usher : "If growing up in the hood is so dangerous, how is it I only get shot by white people."<br /><br />My Room Mate Chris : "If I hadn't just bought this TV I would punch it."<br /><br />Ok, I keep trying to end this. But we've just put on the special features, there's a documentary for the making of titled "25 Days and not a minute more".<br />They shot the whole movie in 25 days.<br /><br />And that's my final thought.Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-10831055667999158082009-08-13T17:10:00.001-07:002009-08-13T23:01:53.259-07:00100. Chairman Of The Board<span style="text-decoration: underline;">I</span>'ve been poisoned. By 'health' foods no less..a curse? I guess i'd been eating alot of the same food of late, so my odds were bound to run out at some point.<br />A 20 minute walk from band practice towards my house somehow seemed to feel like a trek across a desert. I got home and sprinted to the bathroom, but not before checking my mail and grabbing THIS dvd.. the first of a hundred movies i'm putting myself through, for no reason, well.. not no reason, but no <span style="font-style: italic;">good</span> reason.<br />Sweating and drinking water in my boxer shorts with the fan on full blast, i literally can not think of a better way to kick off this quite literal shit fest. So here it goes.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiqD4_1kk7hyphenhyphen1CjjPWfDuMsOu_GNGx-UW2S2L1qP7Dcb3CktdAzQs1KUpizKkuRIaiKozK8xLnow4niwlNT2kd9JrbaMX2iaFJiu3ugYvkB87qzEPgBsheT-dm38uhHV4WXorYrBontaE/s1600-h/chairman-of-the-board.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiqD4_1kk7hyphenhyphen1CjjPWfDuMsOu_GNGx-UW2S2L1qP7Dcb3CktdAzQs1KUpizKkuRIaiKozK8xLnow4niwlNT2kd9JrbaMX2iaFJiu3ugYvkB87qzEPgBsheT-dm38uhHV4WXorYrBontaE/s320/chairman-of-the-board.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369605415127955122" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Chairman Of The Board" 13 March 1998 (USA)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tagline </span>: "<span style="font-style: italic;">Work Sucks</span>".<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plot </span>: Carrot Top (Cleverly named "Edison") is a failed surfer 'bum' genius inventor. Can never get a job, meets an old surfer dude, old surfer dude dies, in will appoints Carrot Top has head of his multi million dollar company, crooked nephew hates Carrot Top, sabotages company, carrot top appoints Alison from Melrose Place as the boss.<br /><br />First of all. This movie has the 'comedian' Carrot Top as the main star. No i'm serious. Carrot Top, and his co-star is Courtney Thorne-Smith otherwise known as Alison from 'Melrose Place'.<br />The director, Alex Zamm was the male responsible for directing 'Inspector Gadget 2'.. yes there was a sequel, no it did not have Matthew Broderick.<br />The rumour is that this movie cost around the ball park of $10,000,000 to make, and only grossed $306,715 in return and is known as possibly one of the worst comedies, of all time. I see it like this, Steve Martin's 'The Jerk'. A true masterpiece of a movie, made to essentially just showcase his talents as a comedian, everything in that movie is pretty much taken from various bits of his standup routine from the years leading up to making the movie, so 'The Jerk' is a celebration of that fact, loosely strung together with a 'rags to riches to rags' plotline.<br />It makes this even more upsetting, that it's pretty much the same storyline (minus carrot top being from a black family) and that this movie is doing the exact same thing, but only with Carrot Top. Please take a second to think about this, then imagine it, then shoot yourself in the face at least 16 times to match the frames per second.<br /><br />So I have all these facts in my head, as well as the great poster shown above. I have my water, i'm still holding my stomach, i'm singing "what a wonderful life" in my head.. and I'm ready to start watching.<br /><br />Oh, ok, so I just took it out of the NETFLIX packaging, it's a double sided DVD. And the 'widescreen' side is completely cracked. Is it really that bad? I am someone that likes to withhold judgement but I can imagine someone, maybe before myself attempting the same mission as I, starting at 100, watching this movie, then repeatedly hitting themselves in the face with this disk. Until they died.<br /><br />Anyway, I've turned the DVD around now. AND NOW I can start this.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Analysis</span> : I'm 50 seconds in, and this is happening.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc2MoikwrovlYgSnrJJIDFIBQEjYYURUGV2Hv23AxrmYct_IPpnfMZONvt1c05QD6xEHKxO9urqdHPeQ9EeMLq3nALn4LFVwNQASxEKXemDc-U9Fdyhr2E4SDfklFfBx4_6-FxSf_m4KQ/s1600-h/capture.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 171px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc2MoikwrovlYgSnrJJIDFIBQEjYYURUGV2Hv23AxrmYct_IPpnfMZONvt1c05QD6xEHKxO9urqdHPeQ9EeMLq3nALn4LFVwNQASxEKXemDc-U9Fdyhr2E4SDfklFfBx4_6-FxSf_m4KQ/s320/capture.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369607606233773938" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Oh, you see correct, a baby, in a womb, working on some test tubes, in an orange wig...ladies and gentlemen.<br />The birth of Carrot Top.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-eJliPw-qWstEEqnukACEud6xCkbTObVJ64q0nWq8r1S8CSr4IUeQZwgQRyMxbeEwj5gTdRGDRQpl_1f3GMBK32XQj1VmKaT58aY4eOkbkPA_h0qgdX7aUd8dpGCUYZfwSETdH_yx5WA/s1600-h/capture2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 202px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-eJliPw-qWstEEqnukACEud6xCkbTObVJ64q0nWq8r1S8CSr4IUeQZwgQRyMxbeEwj5gTdRGDRQpl_1f3GMBK32XQj1VmKaT58aY4eOkbkPA_h0qgdX7aUd8dpGCUYZfwSETdH_yx5WA/s320/capture2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369607785286212274" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I find myself going back to the same question in my mind. Was this really made in 1998?<br />I'm not going to lie, I really like the colour scheme in this movie!<br />The thing is, in case you ever forgot what it is exactly Carrot Top is 'Famous' for.. well, before the surgery anyway. You're forced to spend every second of this movie that Carrot Top is on screen (which is in fact every second) enduring all of Carrot Tops trademark gadgets 'jokes' and 'inventions'. Including the 'ball grab baseball bat' and 'fanny pooper'. (Again, this is all within the first 5 minutes).<br />The thing is, Carrot Top isn't even a bad actor, yeah I said it. He's not, he knows how to perform in front of people, but the two guys who are supposedly his best friends are truly the cream of the shit crop. My parents could do a better impression of west coast surf bums.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV2XSHbQ7yN7Vo58dv4A3uvuzfnaBZ7oPwV3tAzqrRbfyQ4YDDA372dVe3oJqIE-s-07RlsF1Agb-ZGrABNovzabOT1rrkfp84qZXLtBsSNR2yog42b4cX-t3ljhEtW_4cUA42OTpwV1k/s1600-h/capture13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV2XSHbQ7yN7Vo58dv4A3uvuzfnaBZ7oPwV3tAzqrRbfyQ4YDDA372dVe3oJqIE-s-07RlsF1Agb-ZGrABNovzabOT1rrkfp84qZXLtBsSNR2yog42b4cX-t3ljhEtW_4cUA42OTpwV1k/s320/capture13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369609436459582050" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Let's play a game. I'll show you a screengrab from a scene, then you guess what the joke will possibly be afterwards.<br />In this mini sequence, Carrot Top is looking for a job.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr7Jil6wlFH7okGJ6xt7DdVS5UpstFkIbeN5arQSdrzdKQ3bW3B7YXCblV7sSHMpnTZBAJumq3Pr7OV-jd7D9A3X7XLHVTh-ClsVCZ7jFO_mei5PTrSyRIHlVsOvSkooKAP6cefVJeRjM/s1600-h/capture3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 193px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr7Jil6wlFH7okGJ6xt7DdVS5UpstFkIbeN5arQSdrzdKQ3bW3B7YXCblV7sSHMpnTZBAJumq3Pr7OV-jd7D9A3X7XLHVTh-ClsVCZ7jFO_mei5PTrSyRIHlVsOvSkooKAP6cefVJeRjM/s320/capture3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369607996414807074" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Any ideas?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQo05qO74BybTmxemxIvLM8hR5LcZW66lhvEy2vPFiaBvqVk7OTZpuBxmTXTQG-u5Cg-UpTAkqfC8_NPc3PPLrYi3-Y8ZwSyyP0VsiTwDMJVCmNRyWMVRh1ebjrxuTemeXHIphQJsKas8/s1600-h/capture4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQo05qO74BybTmxemxIvLM8hR5LcZW66lhvEy2vPFiaBvqVk7OTZpuBxmTXTQG-u5Cg-UpTAkqfC8_NPc3PPLrYi3-Y8ZwSyyP0VsiTwDMJVCmNRyWMVRh1ebjrxuTemeXHIphQJsKas8/s320/capture4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369608124087597202" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Man, I feel like having a Diet Coke..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitllInUnOTUCG929p-Ix-k_CV9sW-WdZj1E2Q2RlsCp2y_iV6mGtSSxxf9GB3VjkLb4C7hdur1TDrdTYFkXZ29OL-Iri6TLgJW9UCqZ4lOE_fb4kdc1S14YAKfIhGMX5GeLb8KIpdVW4s/s1600-h/capture14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitllInUnOTUCG929p-Ix-k_CV9sW-WdZj1E2Q2RlsCp2y_iV6mGtSSxxf9GB3VjkLb4C7hdur1TDrdTYFkXZ29OL-Iri6TLgJW9UCqZ4lOE_fb4kdc1S14YAKfIhGMX5GeLb8KIpdVW4s/s320/capture14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369608324442964098" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Do you think this is Courtney or Carrot Top?<br /><br />The fact that they pretty much tell you exactly what 'joke' is about to come up, usually a full five minutes before said 'joke' is executed, is truly upsetting, oh god soo upsetting.. my stomach still hurts..<br /><br />Uhoh !!!!!<br /><br />It's ok though, because Grandpa can surf 'Radical waves'.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI6_HnKfVdyMirbLQlUz_eH97BE8c7xjjUtsqlU8j4Sv8gPRCcKDPqen1ZfcwKK4H8KZOk1hiWLF_5c4SY2Z_fn7ZE2NJWVYYj4atLWVK_HtlnQBcN_2wYvcJ46-T4ewQCFMWbzFZr2ls/s1600-h/capture5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 193px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI6_HnKfVdyMirbLQlUz_eH97BE8c7xjjUtsqlU8j4Sv8gPRCcKDPqen1ZfcwKK4H8KZOk1hiWLF_5c4SY2Z_fn7ZE2NJWVYYj4atLWVK_HtlnQBcN_2wYvcJ46-T4ewQCFMWbzFZr2ls/s320/capture5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369608529354444978" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The term 'Radical' is used literally every 4 minutes.<br />CRAP!<br />I spoke too soon about Grandpa..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYm5zYdvXhG4XpMB5le2BNSrJ0aeanLvfYsaNrP5YAqkxHWaCjbT7GRuHDsyI9q8JTkPGMtq4rcCpcwdciV_I67mh9ATQfAkWY1e7Xgc5H-2B1fvrecGWOgvvwWpVGd8UGCofyPTt2I1w/s1600-h/capture7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYm5zYdvXhG4XpMB5le2BNSrJ0aeanLvfYsaNrP5YAqkxHWaCjbT7GRuHDsyI9q8JTkPGMtq4rcCpcwdciV_I67mh9ATQfAkWY1e7Xgc5H-2B1fvrecGWOgvvwWpVGd8UGCofyPTt2I1w/s320/capture7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369608924306225762" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Wait hold on, Raquel Welch?? I'm so confused..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjss9UK6s4Q6B51-W9BEoodKlzmxUWzllTiESoTw4ArC_4gMEi_CPtS1WB-F6oN232Tm6nerBN6RyNvdzUUXSrzXgMhuJFQzHAu24ZWNNT5nwwbdYkJHP0SEMHwCtvWMlZRsXmZwEu8yow/s1600-h/capture8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjss9UK6s4Q6B51-W9BEoodKlzmxUWzllTiESoTw4ArC_4gMEi_CPtS1WB-F6oN232Tm6nerBN6RyNvdzUUXSrzXgMhuJFQzHAu24ZWNNT5nwwbdYkJHP0SEMHwCtvWMlZRsXmZwEu8yow/s320/capture8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369609105705657378" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Best line of the movie just happened, Carrot Top, upon his first day as boss.. "This must be the board room, you guys all look, pretty BORED!"<br />I usually love it when the title of a movie is said in the movie, but I don't think i've ever witnessed such a weirdly freudian self referential joke in a movie before.<br /><br />Hey, you guys remember 'Twister?' Can't believe 1998 was 11 years ago!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj89iCniNOAHuVKCyiplwZEMj-Sqn0yMpcgem4xurWH8V0tbgxNsSVtL5fmePQ64Djzf0JbCjXcjYz13-UkWGb7P3qYTCDwrCg5juomr5Ro5er9apIfViJOfw2NyQHLnAKqAGqCc7ODoBA/s1600-h/capture9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj89iCniNOAHuVKCyiplwZEMj-Sqn0yMpcgem4xurWH8V0tbgxNsSVtL5fmePQ64Djzf0JbCjXcjYz13-UkWGb7P3qYTCDwrCg5juomr5Ro5er9apIfViJOfw2NyQHLnAKqAGqCc7ODoBA/s320/capture9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369609584611894786" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQzUWwSAwYWDXLzAer1VFfEcPEZlZhBfjZRtXPZU0KSE5TpBFzqXleNKY22Zca5-dyXc8fGN0FU4Q7kWQ14qmy6rdY_JSCAIL2FLmCO-P5mHry5urdjjcRkO3w7OC6zkVLSqmdmIlD1JY/s1600-h/capture10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQzUWwSAwYWDXLzAer1VFfEcPEZlZhBfjZRtXPZU0KSE5TpBFzqXleNKY22Zca5-dyXc8fGN0FU4Q7kWQ14qmy6rdY_JSCAIL2FLmCO-P5mHry5urdjjcRkO3w7OC6zkVLSqmdmIlD1JY/s320/capture10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369609722196514610" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVKco9p5NijCkP30PYPiGCxUCCj0QS-Hr85vs5MRTkZpVnkuRWqp1BLHX8QehooRFL2bz7wm3zBBFpuwApjE0SVW-qVFIc8f21MVTjZ11ClskK9L_O3QKHDTTYQGWT-HkD6xFjFBZl0wU/s1600-h/capture11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVKco9p5NijCkP30PYPiGCxUCCj0QS-Hr85vs5MRTkZpVnkuRWqp1BLHX8QehooRFL2bz7wm3zBBFpuwApjE0SVW-qVFIc8f21MVTjZ11ClskK9L_O3QKHDTTYQGWT-HkD6xFjFBZl0wU/s320/capture11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369609877648142834" border="0" /></a><br />Do you think the crew working on this movie were actually laughing at Carrot Tops' antics, genuinely, cameramen trying their best not to laugh during takes? Maybe they did, and that's why there's soo much ADR.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My Thoughts On This Movie Summed Up In One Screen Grab </span>:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf8Ey18kR2UA-3ZkjfR0HEyq-uiBzPAN-uih9OlRwX6c-QgaEQQzbD1AldHOZQY97F_cYzG4v9in-Zzy-CHOyN4Jd4wbQ3EXMEAhHfzFdkq-dh9qElTiXpjAKI7-9tsN2OJhOmfJkAx8Q/s1600-h/capture12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf8Ey18kR2UA-3ZkjfR0HEyq-uiBzPAN-uih9OlRwX6c-QgaEQQzbD1AldHOZQY97F_cYzG4v9in-Zzy-CHOyN4Jd4wbQ3EXMEAhHfzFdkq-dh9qElTiXpjAKI7-9tsN2OJhOmfJkAx8Q/s320/capture12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369610150389660770" border="0" /></a>Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5607156719663355909.post-84581095943207238072009-08-06T22:02:00.000-07:002009-08-07T08:53:10.585-07:00The Journey Begins.I watch alot of movies, I don't discriminate either I might add.<br />It annoys some people. To me a movie is a movie. There's enjoyment in every aspect of it, regardless of whether or not it's a total shitfest, the fact that (usually) soo much effort has gone into the movie for me, makes it all worth while, and a whole lot more interesting. I'm going a long way around this. Anyhow, bored one night, and wanting some outsider input into my netflix que, i decided to see what was up (literally) in imdb. Instantly disgusted I decided to see what was down. That's when I first saw it.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirqbNpTJ7x0fKrnM9ywJnxcptKXzYxlbxEhl-Vvuk6JsmPYtxbDLHDPwQGbSnob4mU63QrSjlYErG6jGHzt95xd1w1inuMZJNC7QA1xmX4o1jjnypy4-VpW42NWoFQD2qbN_ekqEI_yfM/s1600-h/Picture+152.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 209px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirqbNpTJ7x0fKrnM9ywJnxcptKXzYxlbxEhl-Vvuk6JsmPYtxbDLHDPwQGbSnob4mU63QrSjlYErG6jGHzt95xd1w1inuMZJNC7QA1xmX4o1jjnypy4-VpW42NWoFQD2qbN_ekqEI_yfM/s320/Picture+152.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367087029103674610" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidWtAywEywFjcezDMo4jUZ7uSWAgD7EaQfJRjvaFNuXxFYEkcKCAJzcz8qf_6yv3hsRPcqnLONcL4ybSurc-PSvKFQdOiL_ryuE4D-DBghgK7-CEa3mwJoBIDBz5kpkjL4sp37zqaC7C4/s1600-h/Picture+153.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 205px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidWtAywEywFjcezDMo4jUZ7uSWAgD7EaQfJRjvaFNuXxFYEkcKCAJzcz8qf_6yv3hsRPcqnLONcL4ybSurc-PSvKFQdOiL_ryuE4D-DBghgK7-CEa3mwJoBIDBz5kpkjL4sp37zqaC7C4/s320/Picture+153.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367087210686302274" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgugTaSP6L3qAmDQPU2XELIhVpi7zsU9UgGDgg8pDml1PLQTeyq8_8afP7plSYYy4P8MYak0RbwuqBAcIAwsn4ZHcKeXjzRHazJnrlg0SwgvgvG1BQijBRcRys0Tx6BHrbzr93EsyF0U1A/s1600-h/Picture+154.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 210px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgugTaSP6L3qAmDQPU2XELIhVpi7zsU9UgGDgg8pDml1PLQTeyq8_8afP7plSYYy4P8MYak0RbwuqBAcIAwsn4ZHcKeXjzRHazJnrlg0SwgvgvG1BQijBRcRys0Tx6BHrbzr93EsyF0U1A/s320/Picture+154.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367087391687872322" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQZGxvXtKaj9tu_skKVlQz5xzITyDB_Cmp8awite7Rnd7YFZ7CYFB5Gny53-f2upCbXLnVABUz5FVBShv35_bpa3o2qGJO7bjNowanEXmtmK-sikuOfu7c53x-EtqPywmqj0jBM35PMdI/s1600-h/Picture+156.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQZGxvXtKaj9tu_skKVlQz5xzITyDB_Cmp8awite7Rnd7YFZ7CYFB5Gny53-f2upCbXLnVABUz5FVBShv35_bpa3o2qGJO7bjNowanEXmtmK-sikuOfu7c53x-EtqPywmqj0jBM35PMdI/s320/Picture+156.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367087620550282050" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz3EYvbhor9ZMIhgQ0t54xaFcX5J5xKn9dw1iIUQNanAHjUbyL7PB4wzy8daj6bYjbaqu4xZnrAV1Z_NeWG9fyfa2txXTtc8T-AImB2xJOh-8ye6zvrYHmhoBqZ01or9tx7HsGbuhPNww/s1600-h/Picture+157.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 111px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz3EYvbhor9ZMIhgQ0t54xaFcX5J5xKn9dw1iIUQNanAHjUbyL7PB4wzy8daj6bYjbaqu4xZnrAV1Z_NeWG9fyfa2txXTtc8T-AImB2xJOh-8ye6zvrYHmhoBqZ01or9tx7HsGbuhPNww/s320/Picture+157.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367087792507840162" border="0" /></a><br />Yes my friends, You see correctly. The current bottom one hundred movies as voted by members on IMDB.<br />The idea hit me before I even had time to take screen grabs, I would watch all one hundred of these movies, and chronicle every single one on a blog. I've never had a blogspot before, this was a good chance, I wanted to have "bottom100.blogspot.com" but it was taken.. (nothing's on it!!!) but I kinda like this one too!<br />So, to kick this list off (i'm going from 100 down to 1) we have the lost "carrot top" classic.. "Chairman Of The Board".. I at least hope this is not a Freudian title.<br />Anyway.. the journey will begin soon enough! Please stay with me, I don't know how many real life friends i'll have by the end of it...(ellipse ellipse...)Devonté Hyneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561892043662960949noreply@blogger.com5